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02 Oct 2007, 11:59 am
Chuck wrote:
cosmiccat wrote:
J...They are listed as Penn Autism Project and that would be PAP. And that is exactly what it is. Runny, unappetizing, distasteful but oh yeah, easily digestible pap. I wouldn't feed it to my kids and I wouldn't feed it to myself. So they must have realized PAP would never go down, so they call themselves PAN. It's costly and they seem to focus a lot of attention on sexual appropriateness. Like they want to teach Aspies how to have appropriate sexual relationships. Maybe they lack interesting and gratifying sexual experiences themselves. Actually, it's the doctor who heads the program, if I understand what I read correctly, that is steering the emphasis in that direction. They offer nothing that I would be interested in, because I am not going to pay 800.00 to attend a workshop to learn how to have appropriate sex, among other issues. There is a fee to be assessed and I would imagine that would be costly too. In all fairness, I should re-read and re-evaluate their site information before giving them the thumbs down. I think they would be better to do a research project and offer free assessments. They could then still make themselves a nice profit by providing treatment. As it stands, only the Society Hill people and upper income families could afford their "services". I am going to write them a letter and tell them exactly how I feel about their need for much improvement on their site and in their services.
This may be a hilarious workshop opportunity that's not to be missed! Maybe marionettes are involved. Something like the Muppet Show.
(A lot of the Muppets have Aspie eyes). Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!"
Not to mention that Miss Piggy is Kermit's girl! Adultery would be inappropriate!! 
02 Oct 2007, 12:02 pm
02 Oct 2007, 12:06 pm
cosmiccat wrote:
Maybe I've been too harsh and spoken to soon, before doing better research. Can't find the site that I was griping about, but look what I did find. This looks damn good. Especially all the nice things they say about us.
Click here for renewed hope
Click here for renewed hope
That is one of the better sites I've seen.
02 Oct 2007, 12:13 pm
Quoting Chuck:
Quote:
This may be a hilarious workshop opportunity that's not to be missed! Maybe marionettes are involved. Something like the Muppet Show. Question (A lot of the Muppets have Aspie eyes).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
Hilarious yes. But worth 800.00 I could spend 5.00 on a used copy of the Kama Sutra and still be way ahead.
Hey speaking of the Kama Sutra, look what I've stumbled upon in my never ending quest for information on the appropriate mating habits of Aspies. An on-line version translated by none other than "da da da da" Richard Burton. I wonder if he sneaks in any foot notes about Elizabeth's favorite positions.
My Bad.
Hmmmm. So this is what I've been missing:
Such is the beginning of sexual union. At the end of the congress, the lovers with modesty, smoke a cigarette and afterwards, not looking at each other, should go separately to the washing-room. After this, sitting in their own places, they should eat some Hershey Bars and betel leaves, and the citizen should apply with his own hand to the body of the woman some pure sandal wood ointment, or Oil of Olay. He should then embrace her with his left arm, and with agreeable words should cause her to drink from a cup held in his own hand, or he may give her water to drink. They can then eat chitlins, or anything else, according to their likings and may drink fresh a Yeungling Lager in a frosted pilsner,1 soup, gruel, extracts of meat, sherbet, the juice of mango fruits, the extract of the juice of the citron tree mixed with sugar, or anything that may be liked in different countries, and known to be sweet, soft, and pure. The lovers may also sit on the front porch or back steps of the palace or house, and enjoy the moonlight, and carry on an agreeable conversation while listening to groovy music. At this time, too, while the woman lies in his lap, with her face towards the moon, the citizen should show her the different planets, the morning star, the polar star, and the seven Rishis, or Great Bear.
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02 Oct 2007, 12:27 pm
cosmiccat wrote:
Quoting Chuck:
Quote:
This may be a hilarious workshop opportunity that's not to be missed! Maybe marionettes are involved. Something like the Muppet Show. Question (A lot of the Muppets have Aspie eyes).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
By the end of the lecture, the marionettes would be all tangled up in the strings, and the lecturer would be saying:
"...and using ropes is BONDAGE and that's just wrong... ... and watching marionettes have sex is wrong.... ...and having sex with marionettes is wrong... this is all just so WRONG! !!"
and would break down and cry, and the Aspies would have to get up from their seats, and gently lead him away...
02 Oct 2007, 12:34 pm
cosmiccat wrote:
Quoting Chuck:
Hilarious yes. But worth 800.00 I could spend 5.00 on a used copy of the Kama Sutra and still be way ahead.
Hey speaking of the Kama Sutra, look what I've stumbled upon in my never ending quest for information on the appropriate mating habits of Aspies. An on-line version translated by none other than "da da da da" Richard Burton. I wonder if he sneaks in any foot notes about Elizabeth's favorite positions. My Bad.
Hmmmm. So this is what I've been missing:
What's it all about, Aspie?
Quote:
This may be a hilarious workshop opportunity that's not to be missed! Maybe marionettes are involved. Something like the Muppet Show. Question (A lot of the Muppets have Aspie eyes).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
Hilarious yes. But worth 800.00 I could spend 5.00 on a used copy of the Kama Sutra and still be way ahead.
Hey speaking of the Kama Sutra, look what I've stumbled upon in my never ending quest for information on the appropriate mating habits of Aspies. An on-line version translated by none other than "da da da da" Richard Burton. I wonder if he sneaks in any foot notes about Elizabeth's favorite positions.
My Bad.Hmmmm. So this is what I've been missing:
Quote:
Such is the beginning of sexual union. At the end of the congress, the lovers with modesty, and not looking at each other, should go separately to the washing-room. After this, sitting in their own places, they should eat some betel leaves, and the citizen should apply with his own hand to the body of the woman some pure sandal wood ointment, or ointment of some other kind. He should then embrace her with his left arm, and with agreeable words should cause her to drink from a cup held in his own hand, or he may give her water to drink. They can then eat sweetmeats, or anything else, according to their likings and may drink fresh juice,1 soup, gruel, extracts of meat, sherbet, the juice of mango fruits, the extract of the juice of the citron tree mixed with sugar, or anything that may be liked in different countries, and known to be sweet, soft, and pure. The lovers may also sit on the terrace of the palace or house, and enjoy the moonlight, and carry on an agreeable conversation. At this time, too, while the woman lies in his lap, with her face towards the moon, the citizen should show her the different planets, the morning star, the polar star, and the seven Rishis, or Great Bear.
What's it all about, Aspie?
Oh, and that's going to happen!! 
Postie would be disappointed! No pictures!
(Lau, CC did the change the post thingy again! )
And now it's even funnier!!
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02 Oct 2007, 12:35 pm
Chuck wrote:
cosmiccat wrote:
Quoting Chuck:
Quote:
This may be a hilarious workshop opportunity that's not to be missed! Maybe marionettes are involved. Something like the Muppet Show. Question (A lot of the Muppets have Aspie eyes).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
Fozzy Bear and Miss Piggy would take the stage, a man in a white coat would run up and exclaim, "Stop!! ! No bears and pigs! It's just wrong. WRONG I say!! !!" Laughing
(Now, pigs and frogs of course, are no problemo).
By the end of the lecture, the marionettes would be all tangled up in the strings, and the lecturer would be saying:
"...and using ropes is BONDAGE and that's just wrong... ... and watching marionettes have sex is wrong.... ...and having sex with marionettes is wrong... this is all just so WRONG! !!"
and would break down and cry, and the Aspies would have to get up from their seats, and gently lead him away...
My dear friend, you are a special kind of weird!
(I mean that in the nicest way possible)
02 Oct 2007, 12:40 pm
Chuck wrote:
Quote:
By the end of the lecture, the marionettes would be all tangled up in the strings, and the lecturer would be saying:
"...and using ropes is BONDAGE and that's just wrong... ... and watching marionettes have sex is wrong.... ...and having sex with marionettes is wrong... this is all just so WRONG!! !"
and would break down and cry, and the Aspies would have to get up from their seats, and gently lead him away...
"...and using ropes is BONDAGE and that's just wrong... ... and watching marionettes have sex is wrong.... ...and having sex with marionettes is wrong... this is all just so WRONG!! !"
and would break down and cry, and the Aspies would have to get up from their seats, and gently lead him away...
I see a mini series waiting in the wings. Super Aspies, traveling in caravans, seeking out situations in which they might, with their super powers (logic & ordinary common sense) right all the wrongs.
02 Oct 2007, 12:41 pm
CC, If I ever decide to have another relationship, I'm giving him that and telling him that's how it's gonna' be!! !!
02 Oct 2007, 1:04 pm
blessedmom wrote:
:lol: CC, If I ever decide to have another relationship, I'm giving him that and telling him that's how it's gonna' be!! !!
CC, If I ever decide to have another relationship, I'm giving him that and telling him that's how it's gonna' be!! !! Darn tootin'.
Urban Dictionary:
The redneck equivalent of "yes of course."
Are you gonna go pick up yer date, Billy-Bob?
Darn tootin! hyuk
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ0w_FE63uY[/youtube]
02 Oct 2007, 1:06 pm
02 Oct 2007, 1:20 pm
02 Oct 2007, 1:25 pm
cosmiccat wrote:
Quoting Lau:
I must stop being so critical. Overall, they seem to be one of the "good guys".'
Not at all. Once again you have used your "xray vision" to look into the guts of something and expose it for what it is. I just kind of pick out the good parts and often fail to see the pathology.
By the way, should I remove the Kama Sutra link? I don't know if it's appropriate, really. I haven't checked it out in it's entirety, only the excerpt I took liberties with. This is a family site, so I think I will go back in a bit and delete in case there is something inappropriate for youngsters.
Quote:
I must stop being so critical. Overall, they seem to be one of the "good guys".
Not at all. Once again you have used your "xray vision" to look into the guts of something and expose it for what it is. I just kind of pick out the good parts and often fail to see the pathology.
By the way, should I remove the Kama Sutra link? I don't know if it's appropriate, really. I haven't checked it out in it's entirety, only the excerpt I took liberties with. This is a family site, so I think I will go back in a bit and delete in case there is something inappropriate for youngsters.
Lau, We need someone to point these things out to us!
I hadn't thought about that Kama Sutra link. I guess I must be way too open-minded!
It should probably be deleted, just in case.
02 Oct 2007, 1:46 pm
Wait, wait! I didn't get to click it!! !!
02 Oct 2007, 1:47 pm
02 Oct 2007, 1:48 pm
cosmiccat wrote:
Quoting Moi:
Just occurred to me that I might not want a used copy. Micorobes and all.
Quote:
Hilarious yes. But worth 800.00 I could spend 5.00 on a used copy of the Kama Sutra and still be way ahead. Shocked
Just occurred to me that I might not want a used copy. Micorobes and all.
You could put it in the freezer for a month. Tha'd kill 'em. Those mico robes. Yup.
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