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Sorry Father, I couldn't make it to mass today, I had to finish a paper for Snarkology 101
Snarkology 101
snarkenfreude
Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.
snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.
"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"
Snarkalicious
Groovy in her own right, Snarkalicious is a woman on a mission. Her mission; is as detailed: cure all constipated children and give shaving advice. She can leap tall buildings and shoot people down with the immense power of sarcasm. Snarkalicious is a powerful entity; however, Snarkalicious (or Snark abbreviated) can also be a gentle soul.
Groovy Snarkalicious is sitting on her couch eating Cheetos and farting along with the Wiggles.
Snarkbait
Something which someone says that is bait for a snarky response or lecture.
I wouldn't say that again. What you just said was pure snarkbait
snarker
n. A person that sniffs or snarks seats - Secretaries chairs, bus seats, etc.
ie; Jon is a real snarker, as soon as that gal gets up and leaves the room he sneaks over to her chair, makes believes like he's dropped his pencil, places his face on the seat cushion and takes a wiff.
snarking out
A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.
"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death
snarktastic
Having the qualities of or bearing a wonderful similarity to Miss Snark, a bloggress of astounding skill and wit. Meaning varies depending on context.
"Susan, your stilettos are snarktastic."
"Your blog is so snarktastic, it makes me laugh."
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Snarkology 101
snarkenfreude
Derived from snark(a word that comes from the combination of snide and remark) and schadenfreude.
snarkenfreude means not only do you enjoy someone else's suffering or mishaps but you quip--usually within the sufferer's earshot--snide comments at their expense.
"But Mr. Vice-President," asked the reporter, unable to dampen his snarkenfreude, "doesn't a pace maker require the presence of an actual heart?"
Snarkalicious
Groovy in her own right, Snarkalicious is a woman on a mission. Her mission; is as detailed: cure all constipated children and give shaving advice. She can leap tall buildings and shoot people down with the immense power of sarcasm. Snarkalicious is a powerful entity; however, Snarkalicious (or Snark abbreviated) can also be a gentle soul.
Groovy Snarkalicious is sitting on her couch eating Cheetos and farting along with the Wiggles.
Snarkbait
Something which someone says that is bait for a snarky response or lecture.
I wouldn't say that again. What you just said was pure snarkbait
snarker
n. A person that sniffs or snarks seats - Secretaries chairs, bus seats, etc.
ie; Jon is a real snarker, as soon as that gal gets up and leaves the room he sneaks over to her chair, makes believes like he's dropped his pencil, places his face on the seat cushion and takes a wiff.
snarking out
A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.
"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death
snarktastic
Having the qualities of or bearing a wonderful similarity to Miss Snark, a bloggress of astounding skill and wit. Meaning varies depending on context.
"Susan, your stilettos are snarktastic."
"Your blog is so snarktastic, it makes me laugh."
pure gee-knee-us!
Merle
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Sorry can't do it this time. Every time I see that "thimble" word now, I just have to to chuckle. The picture it paints is just to demanding of my attention. Seems SwampBlossom's Grandmother did a fair amount of her rearing. Strong willed, strict, single woman, Welsh in background. A good few earlier Welsh settlements in the area, due to coal mining. Most long gone, deserted as the coal ran out and they would be a bit south of me. She supported a family almost, and for a large part of the time fully, single handed. She did it being a seamstress and a very good one, to my understanding now. She almost always had a thimble close by. When the later to be Wife misbehaved, it was a thimble in the head that was the decider on if the behavior was correct. The picture is just to rich to avoid, as I do know Mrs Blossom had a wild side to her. And that is an understatement.
I do think the picture Carroll painted when snark hunting didn't escape the children of that time. I don't think The Wife's Grandmother was the only one that did the thimble thumping. Soap probably paints a similar picture in their mind as well, on several fronts. I have a feeling Carroll hated kids as much as I do. That's just plain cruel to put those images in a kids story. But then again, they would understand how useful they would be in getting those snarks taken care of, properly.
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I don't think Carroll hated kids. Kids back then weren't raised to be as coddled and sensitive as they are now. It was amusement and many of the stories and nursery rhymes were meant to teach a lesson or help children deal mentally with the unknown horrors that surrounded them. (Warning, you just hit on another perseveration).
When I was in college we studied children's literature and some of those nursery rhymes that we sing to our babies stem from the worst criminals and events. Ring Around the Rosy (A Ring-a-ring a rosies) was about the bubonic plague and was originally: A ring-a-ring o' rosies (the small round rashes that appeared on the body first), a pocket full of posies (thought to ward off the evil spirits that caused the plague), atchoo, atchoo we all fall dead.
Rubadubdub three men in a tub and who do you think they be,
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
Turn 'em out, naves all 3. (A lovely little tryst between 3 gay men)
Georgie Peorgie pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Peorgie ran away. (A child molester)
I could go on and on. And I didn't mention the wonderful stories meant to scare kids into using there manners. The Germans did the best job of those.
My grandfather hadn't quite left that time period and he told us the most horrible stories and played some pretty strange tricks on us that most parents now would be hollering abuse about but we just loved it. And I have memories of him that my kids don't have about their grandparents. Sad, really.
I remember reading that the workers in the plants where they make the microwave buttery popcorn had sued, and now the companies no longer use the particular additive that they were using for "butter flavor" as it was making the workers exposed to it for hours every day ill.
Not to worry, though. Real popcorn, with real sea-salt and with it swimming in real melted butter (our LDL/HDL levels are just fine, thank you). When I makes it at home, I makes it good!
We are hoping, though, that they will release all the Indy Jones movies to the big screen again before they release his new one next summer (they're filming now - some up in LA, some in Hawaii - kid has a friend who's aunt/cousin(?) lives on one of the little islands and the company has rented just about every home on the island. For the "adventure genre movie" as it's called.). Kid had never seen one on the screen before I took her to a midnight show over by the college a couple of years ago to see "Temple of Doom". Ya lose something without the big sound system.... She and her friends got quite a kick out of it.
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When I was in college we studied children's literature and some of those nursery rhymes that we sing to our babies stem from the worst criminals and events. Ring Around the Rosy (A Ring-a-ring a rosies) was about the bubonic plague and was originally: A ring-a-ring o' rosies (the small round rashes that appeared on the body first), a pocket full of posies (thought to ward off the evil spirits that caused the plague), atchoo, atchoo we all fall dead.
Rubadubdub three men in a tub and who do you think they be,
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker
Turn 'em out, naves all 3. (A lovely little tryst between 3 gay men)
Georgie Peorgie pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgie Peorgie ran away. (A child molester)
I could go on and on. And I didn't mention the wonderful stories meant to scare kids into using there manners. The Germans did the best job of those.
Read The Brothers Grimm in the original.
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PS Mom - We got that Georgie Porgie took a hell of a beating from the boys, for messing with their girls.
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I read Sleepydragon's remark about Carroll liking little girls. Wasn't he also an addict of some sort?
Trying really hard to remember my kiddie lit class. Sorry, it's been so many years now... I could be remembering this incorrectly.
Carroll was a Lecturer at some hotshot Brit school/University (Oxford?). Lived alone. Was very fond of a colleague's very young daughter. (As in pre-pubescent). Wrote "Alice" for her. As was the rage at the time, if I'm remembering the right guy, he did a lot of photography that was considered completely innocent at the time that would have him in prison now (young children were considered asexual beings at the time - hence all the rolly poly naked cherubs, etc.). As the girl got older, his intentions... intensified and the family was not pleased. Not because of him, but because of his social station - they wanted better for their girl and she'd have been "marrying down" if they gave her to him. So they didn't.
I think it was Poe that was the addict.
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ESP
Ohmygawd.
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(GhostHunters did a segment on that place a week or two ago, by the way. Got an apparition on tape. They say.)
When the kid was little we went to a haunted house over on Frat Row in the town where I went to grad school. Entrails "being pulled out of the screaming guys's stomach", etc., etc., etc. She was fine with it at 7 years old, I was losing my mind. She was like "mom, it's just Chicken Entrails" and "look, mom, there's a guy behind that curtain and he's going to jump out at people and go boo!" and he did.
She did agree with me, though, when the guy revved up the chainsaw and jumped out from behind the building that it was time to leave. Quickly.
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I read Sleepydragon's remark about Carroll liking little girls. Wasn't he also an addict of some sort?
Trying really hard to remember my kiddie lit class. Sorry, it's been so many years now... I could be remembering this incorrectly.
Carroll was a Lecturer at some hotshot Brit school/University (Oxford?). Lived alone. Was very fond of a colleague's very young daughter. (As in pre-pubescent). Wrote "Alice" for her. As was the rage at the time, if I'm remembering the right guy, he did a lot of photography that was considered completely innocent at the time that would have him in prison now (young children were considered completely asexual beings at the time). As the girl got older, his intentions... intensified and the family was not pleased. Not because of him, but because of his social station - they wanted better for their girl and she'd have been "marrying down" if they gave her to him. So they didn't.
I think it was Poe that was the addict.
Poe was an addict and so was Shelley.
Poe was an addict and so was Shelley.
Shelley was quite an a**hole, as well, from what I've read.
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