postpaleo wrote:
Leave them kids alone, Gromit. They're mine!! !
Sure, you can have them, they're far too young for me anyway.
[Wanders off grumbling, is suddenly struck by an idea, lunges back to the keyboard.]
Doesn't that mean they're too young for the Cafe? I mean, the lower age limit is really about mental maturity, not chronological age, but shouldn't we check?
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Whisper]
What? What was that?
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Murmur]
You don't say! Me, too? My word! But why should that be a problem?
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Agitated, urgent murmur]
I see. Isn't there something called a statue of limitations, or something? It takes more than 23 minutes? More than 23
years for this? My word! I would be much obliged if you discreetly ignored the little incident, then.
Ahem.
On second thoughts, perhaps we shouldn't. A liberal, inclusive, generous attitude is laudable, not to say both welcome and virtuous.
(Anyone seen my sense of humour yet? When it's frightened, it tends to take on the colour and shape of common items in the vicinity, for camouflage, like an octopus. I've known it to mimic a muffin.)
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They looked at one another in incomprehension, two minds driving opposite ways up a narrow street and waiting for the other man to reverse first.
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