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28 Jan 2008, 2:20 pm

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I tried something similar down here, but we have no snow. In the desert everything's brown, and they thought I was just trying to be Obi Wan Kenobi


I have two words for you...designer sheets.


I'll see what I can do when the whole nannarob ruler thing blows over. I'm afeared she will catch me if I try to go out with a mouth like mine.


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28 Jan 2008, 2:26 pm

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I tried something similar down here, but we have no snow. In the desert everything's brown, and they thought I was just trying to be Obi Wan Kenobi


I have two words for you...designer sheets.


I'll see what I can do when the whole nannarob ruler thing blows over. I'm afeared she will catch me if I try to go out with a mouth like mine.


Wear lipstick, prevents chafing and covers any surface blemishes. Kind of like a snow job only in colors. I have no idea if she'll think it's sexy, but it might give her pause enough for you to get a head start.

TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!!


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28 Jan 2008, 2:35 pm

postpaleo wrote:
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duncansbass wrote:
I tried something similar down here, but we have no snow. In the desert everything's brown, and they thought I was just trying to be Obi Wan Kenobi


I have two words for you...designer sheets.


I'll see what I can do when the whole nannarob ruler thing blows over. I'm afeared she will catch me if I try to go out with a mouth like mine.


Wear lipstick, prevents chafing and covers any surface blemishes. Kind of like a snow job only in colors. I have no idea if she'll think it's sexy, but it might give her pause enough for you to get a head start.

TOGA!! TOGA!! TOGA!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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28 Jan 2008, 3:11 pm

so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?



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28 Jan 2008, 3:18 pm

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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?


Chuck is who? or what?? :duh:



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28 Jan 2008, 3:26 pm

Where'd Zannemarie get to? I have a ponder that I'm just sure her aspie heroine has come across. See I don't understand how mirror neurons work in vampires or don't they?

Since I've been recently bit and now am an Aspie Vampire, not your typical NT Vampire, I have issues. This is really bad, I go out to feed at night and I get sidetracked all the time. But I have finally found an occupation that is compatible with my body clock. Unless it decides to do the opposite and I can only come out in the day. This might not be good, sensory overload on every front. NT Vampires, bah, they only think they have problems.

I don't think it was really my fault to begin with. I was out and this very nice lady asked if she could bite me. I said I had been bit by dogs before and I didn't like it much, but had never been bit by a lady and I wasn't real interested but I would try it at least once. I was really thinking kinky. It wasn't so bad, not really, I mean cortisone shots hurt worse. Anybody seen Renfield around?


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28 Jan 2008, 3:48 pm

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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?


Chuck is who? or what?? :duh:


blessed mom could be "katy"



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28 Jan 2008, 4:14 pm

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I would try it at least once. I was really thinking kinky. It wasn't so bad, not really, I mean cortisone shots hurt worse. Anybody seen Renfield around?


No, but I think I saw Seinfeld.

And cortisone shots are awesome in a box!



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28 Jan 2008, 4:30 pm

Nan wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?


Chuck is who? or what?? :duh:


blessed mom could be "katy"


And you would be........ Babs (Barbara Sue)????



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28 Jan 2008, 4:44 pm

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I would try it at least once. I was really thinking kinky. It wasn't so bad, not really, I mean cortisone shots hurt worse. Anybody seen Renfield around?


No, but I think I saw Seinfeld.

And cortisone shots are awesome in a box!


You saw Jerry? Was his friend Kramer with him? Kramer would work cause he has the look.

I'd rather eat soap on a rope then do those nasty things again.

And another thing. Those NT Vampires? They seem to be able to shape shift into neat things, like bats and wolves. As hard as I try I can't get it. I was really hoping for Godzilla, that could be fun or even a Paris Hilton to terrorize the world, but so far I don't think I've managed anything better then a rock. It's tough, it's really tough. It might help if I could get the brain race into things like wolves and bats, but it has a life of it's own. Those NT Vampires just don't know how good they got it.


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28 Jan 2008, 4:59 pm

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Nan wrote:
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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?


Chuck is who? or what?? :duh:


blessed mom could be "katy"


And you would be........ Babs (Barbara Sue)????


Can I be Otter? I would anyway, but like I said, I'm having a really rough time with the shape shifting. Maybe later.

Ok it's later..better news on the shape shifting, I've managed a Gavia immer. Still no teeth and I'm pretty loud at night, I think they'll hear me coming.


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28 Jan 2008, 5:05 pm

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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?



I didn't think you had to be a frat boy to smush beer cans on your head. I thought anybody from Texas or Australia did that. Apparently wrong again, oh well. Well, about the Australian part anyways. What's your record in a night, Bubba?

I thought there was a scene in that movie with a Jewish pirate, but it turned out he was Albanian Orthodox. Ya just never know.


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28 Jan 2008, 5:42 pm

I've got my eyes on you, Duncan! And I've got soap ready to wash your mouth out.

It hurts me as much as it hurts you.


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28 Jan 2008, 5:49 pm

blessedmom wrote:
Nan wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
Nan wrote:
so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?


Chuck is who? or what?? :duh:


blessed mom could be "katy"


And you would be........ Babs (Barbara Sue)????


oh, you wash your mouth out!! !! ! :lol:

more likely, i'd be stuck being dean wormer's secretary.
i always end up being the damned secretary.
of course, i guess it'd be a promotion....



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28 Jan 2008, 5:51 pm

Nan wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
Nan wrote:
blessedmom wrote:
Nan wrote:
so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?


Chuck is who? or what?? :duh:


blessed mom could be "katy"


And you would be........ Babs (Barbara Sue)????


oh, you wash your mouth out!! !! ! :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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28 Jan 2008, 5:52 pm

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I've got my eyes on you, Duncan! And I've got soap ready to wash your mouth out.

It hurts me as much as it hurts you.


(Lauri is trying very hard not to sing, "Haha! Duncan's i-i-i-in trouble.")



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