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28 Jan 2008, 5:56 pm

It's Gromit's fault, he brought up the soap thing. I suppose you've got to eat a little soap. How else you going to blow bubbles? (Don't go there Nan)

(Gromit did it)


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28 Jan 2008, 5:57 pm

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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?



I didn't think you had to be a frat boy to smush beer cans on your head. I thought anybody from Texas or Australia did that. Apparently wrong again, oh well. Well, about the Australian part anyways. What's your record in a night, Bubba? I thought there was a scene in that movie with a Jewish pirate, but it turned out he was Albanian Orthodox. Ya just never know.


ummm, sorry, i don't like beer, postie. never have. drank a little bit of it to beat the heat, but was never coordinated to smush a beercan.

and you do SUCH a good bluto, anyway. :wink:

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28 Jan 2008, 6:02 pm

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postpaleo wrote:
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so does that mean that postie is the fratboy who smushes beercans on his forehead to cheer people up, and chuck is "d-day"?



I didn't think you had to be a frat boy to smush beer cans on your head. I thought anybody from Texas or Australia did that. Apparently wrong again, oh well. Well, about the Australian part anyways. What's your record in a night, Bubba? I thought there was a scene in that movie with a Jewish pirate, but it turned out he was Albanian Orthodox. Ya just never know.


ummm, sorry, i don't like beer, postie. never have. drank a little bit of it to beat the heat, but was never coordinated to smush a beercan.

and you do SUCH a good bluto, anyway. :wink:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01950.html


Well we do have the same fashion sense. He has good taste too. It's always nice to see the trend setters in action.

Ok, fair enough, I didn't like Texican beer either. Sooo, how many Jameson Whiskey bottles can you smush in a night?


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28 Jan 2008, 6:07 pm

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It's Gromit's fault, he brought up the soap thing. I suppose you've got to eat a little soap. How else you going to blow bubbles? (Don't go there Nan)

(Gromit did it)


but postie thought it first.


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28 Jan 2008, 6:09 pm

Damn it stop typing faster then I can. :evil:

So what about those Jameson Whiskey bottles?


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28 Jan 2008, 6:11 pm

nope.

you are evul.

and you make up stories about people. uh huh.



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28 Jan 2008, 6:14 pm

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you are evul.


That's perversely evul to you...Bubba


Not only are you typing faster you're adding more things into it? Hold still damn it.

I made up a story once about a girl that drank whiskey and danced on tables, ya wanna hear it?


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28 Jan 2008, 6:18 pm

i never add nuthin to nuthin and you are entirely too creative with your fiction there, postie.



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28 Jan 2008, 6:19 pm

oh hell. email's back up and i gotta go back to work. ya'll have a lovely evening.



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28 Jan 2008, 6:36 pm

Lurking and smirking. :wink:


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28 Jan 2008, 6:38 pm

postpaleo wrote:
Nan wrote:
you are evul.


That's perversely evul to you...Bubba


Not only are you typing faster you're adding more things into it? Hold still damn it.

I made up a story once about a girl that drank whiskey and danced on tables, ya wanna hear it?


:twisted: I do! I do!! I wanna' hear it!! :P



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28 Jan 2008, 7:04 pm

Lurking in the murk......& please don't send any Alberta Clippers this way Brrrrr!! !!.....


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28 Jan 2008, 7:10 pm

blessedmom wrote:
postpaleo wrote:
Nan wrote:
you are evul.


That's perversely evul to you...Bubba


Not only are you typing faster you're adding more things into it? Hold still damn it.

I made up a story once about a girl that drank whiskey and danced on tables, ya wanna hear it?


:twisted: I do! I do!! I wanna' hear it!! :P


I had been into the Texas beer and I couldn't lift my head very high. All I could really see was the socks as my eyes were at level with the edge of the dance table. It wasn't suppose to be a dance table, but super was over and the music was on. I was sure they were ladies sox and they seemed to be moving, in what I thought, must make the body move in a dance fashion. I don't know if she had anything on other then her socks, so there is a mystery involved with my story. But man, that tall water glass with Jameson's just magically slid down, like she wasn't even aware it was pretty potent stuff. Nasty, tastie, smooth, sippin whiskey, yummy, but you aren't suppose to drink it like damn water.

I'm still trying to get the details into the story, wish me luck.


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28 Jan 2008, 8:34 pm

Hey! nannarob! You are one dedicated language cop to be threatening me with, ya know, the pacific ocean between us!

(Duncan says this defiantly, but has one foot cocked in the other direction, just in case...)

postpaleo, what color lipstick do you think goes with brown? Kinda need that in a hurry, dude...(see above)

if we're gonna re-enact animal house, I got dibs on hopeless drunk #3!


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28 Jan 2008, 8:40 pm

duncansbass wrote:
Hey! nannarob! You are one dedicated language cop to be threatening me with, ya know, the pacific ocean between us!

(Duncan says this defiantly, but has one foot cocked in the other direction, just in case...)

postpaleo, what color lipstick do you think goes with brown? Kinda need that in a hurry, dude...(see above)

if we're gonna re-enact animal house, I got dibs on hopeless drunk #3!


She's planning a trip to this continent, you know. You're gonna' be in so much trouble!! !! :twisted:



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28 Jan 2008, 10:11 pm

Lipstick color? Well sorta depends, what color are your eyes? And that sorta depends on how into Drunk #3 you're going to go. I'll supply a link for you. If it were me, I'd go with flirty colors. Hope this helps and good luck, let me know the responses you get.

How to Choose a Lipstick Color

And no need to thank me, that's what the Wrong Planet experience is really all about.

That's a pretty neat link, I think I'll follow up on how to be a lipstick lesbian. I kid you not, they even give directions. The net, who would have ever thunk it would come this far.


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