Crazyfool wrote:
Rockymtnchris wrote:
When I'm sober I'm usually compared to Jack Black (Go to page 612 and you'll see what I mean).
I've seen Eric Burdon in person and wish I had his voice.
I've not yet seen Shatner, but I'm glad I don't have his "rug".
FWIW, I think the binky was found at the bottom of my beer pitcher.
You got some skills drinking with a binky
Thank you, but once somebody like myself has mastered talking (and even singing) with a pacifier in place, sipping out of a beer pitcher isn't as difficult as most would think. I simply place the thinnest part of the pitcher rim on top of my bottom lip and tilt GENTLY until the flow begins around the nipple. Then I tilt my head to form a better seal.
For those trying to develop such skill, I recommend starting out by getting TWO bar straws so you don't end up wearing more than you swallow. Most pacis for boys have vent holes on the sides of the nipples...
Place the two straws into holes on each side of the nipple. Bend head toward glass or pitcher and begin sipping until you find your comfortable volume. But beware, this method can get you $h!tfaced faster, so that's why I learned to drink direct out of the pitcher.
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Neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 125 of 200
Neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 93 of 200
RAADS:
Total score-161.0 Language-18.0 Social relatedness-69.0 Sensory/motor-39.0