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07 Sep 2015, 7:50 am
Crazyfool wrote:
Rockymtnchris wrote:
Crazyfool wrote:
Rockymtnchris wrote:
When I'm sober I'm usually compared to Jack Black (Go to page 612 and you'll see what I mean).
I've seen Eric Burdon in person and wish I had his voice.
I've not yet seen Shatner, but I'm glad I don't have his "rug".
FWIW, I think the binky was found at the bottom of my beer pitcher.
I've seen Eric Burdon in person and wish I had his voice.
I've not yet seen Shatner, but I'm glad I don't have his "rug".
FWIW, I think the binky was found at the bottom of my beer pitcher.
You got some skills drinking with a binky
Thank you, but once somebody like myself has mastered talking (and even singing) with a pacifier in place, sipping out of a beer pitcher isn't as difficult as most would think. I simply place the thinnest part of the pitcher rim on top of my bottom lip and tilt GENTLY until the flow begins around the nipple. Then I tilt my head to form a better seal.
For those trying to develop such skill, I recommend starting out by getting TWO bar straws so you don't end up wearing more than you swallow. Most pacis for boys have vent holes on the sides of the nipples...
Place the two straws into holes on each side of the nipple. Bend head toward glass or pitcher and begin sipping until you find your comfortable volume. But beware, this method can get you $h!tfaced faster, so that's why I learned to drink direct out of the pitcher.
This is a joke right? I can never tell when someone is being serious or not one here lol
I think it's legit, tbh.
07 Sep 2015, 7:51 am
Rockymtnchris wrote:
Crazyfool wrote:
Rockymtnchris wrote:
When I'm sober I'm usually compared to Jack Black (Go to page 612 and you'll see what I mean).
I've seen Eric Burdon in person and wish I had his voice.
I've not yet seen Shatner, but I'm glad I don't have his "rug".
FWIW, I think the binky was found at the bottom of my beer pitcher.
I've seen Eric Burdon in person and wish I had his voice.
I've not yet seen Shatner, but I'm glad I don't have his "rug".
FWIW, I think the binky was found at the bottom of my beer pitcher.
You got some skills drinking with a binky
Thank you, but once somebody like myself has mastered talking (and even singing) with a pacifier in place, sipping out of a beer pitcher isn't as difficult as most would think. I simply place the thinnest part of the pitcher rim on top of my bottom lip and tilt GENTLY until the flow begins around the nipple. Then I tilt my head to form a better seal.
For those trying to develop such skill, I recommend starting out by getting TWO bar straws so you don't end up wearing more than you swallow. Most pacis for boys have vent holes on the sides of the nipples...
Place the two straws into holes on each side of the nipple. Bend head toward glass or pitcher and begin sipping until you find your comfortable volume. But beware, this method can get you $h!tfaced faster, so that's why I learned to drink direct out of the pitcher.
This is how I drink beer through a straw...gravity fed
07 Sep 2015, 8:01 am
This is how I drink beer through a straw...gravity fed
Oh, I hold those beer funnels for you. 
'Time to water my plant.'
Any beer you'd recommend? I hate Corona, but anything else that isn't the usual (common) brand would be fine.
07 Sep 2015, 9:30 am
Moccu wrote:
This is how I drink beer through a straw...gravity fed
Oh, I hold those beer funnels for you. 'Time to water my plant.'
Any beer you'd recommend? I hate Corona, but anything else that isn't the usual (common) brand would be fine.
Oh, I hold those beer funnels for you.
'Time to water my plant.'Any beer you'd recommend? I hate Corona, but anything else that isn't the usual (common) brand would be fine.
Can I trust you with the funnel? No sneaking any Jagermeister down the tube...people would actually do that at party's as a prank and to get them buzzing like a bee lol
awhk Corona is Mexico's fermented piss bottled up
If you like your richer dark beers and lagers then I highly recommend Sprecher Black Bavarian, it's delicious but it's a heavy one, you'll feel like you ate a full course beer after 2 of those bad boys.
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08 Sep 2015, 11:23 am
Red Sonia wrote:
That's a tough one to see, being so small but you look very good from what I can see
08 Sep 2015, 12:33 pm
Red Sonia wrote:
Yeah he's right, it is a bit hard to see, and you do look good. Don't worry about resizing images here too much, I think they get auto resized after a point. Welcome to WP btw!
08 Sep 2015, 2:04 pm
Crazyfool wrote:
Rockymtnchris wrote:
Crazyfool wrote:
You got some skills drinking with a binky
This is a joke right? I can never tell when someone is being serious or not one here lol
Moccu is quite right. I can indeed speak, sing, and drink with a pacifier in my mouth (as well as eat small snacks like Girl Scout Thin Mints.)
For anyone who doesn't know why I need a pacifier, you can read my post on the second page of this thread...
viewtopic.php?t=164085&start=15
I've never tried drinking out of one of those funnels. I guess the legal age was lower in my college years and I was already at the bars which never used those where I was.
I can prove my paci-tallents in this little clip I made, however...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUifAN5xhI0
I gotcha man, wasn't trying to be mean or anything I just had never heard of an adult using a nookie, except for at raves when everyone is pumped up on ecstasy and need something to chew/suck on.
Oh, I've been called a "burned-out raver" lots of times by those that don't understand, among other things.
I can't imagine what dropping XTC would do to me with my SPD going on. I'd probally eat myself to death!
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08 Sep 2015, 3:13 pm
Moccu wrote:
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
Moccu wrote:
If you could look past me sitting in a sink and wearing a dirty hoodie.
WOW! You are beautiful.
Thank you, that's one of my most recent ones. Have you posted here before?
I just got back on the computer, I went out and got myself a Dr. Pepper slushy and 2$ phone charger (bunny ate my good one, ffs).
I have recent pics of myself, but I currently do not have access to a scanner.
12 Sep 2015, 5:26 pm
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I was shopping and I had just bought this shirt so I took a few selfies before I threw myself in the shower because Louisiana is literally a ball of fire and mosquitoes.
12 Sep 2015, 5:28 pm
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12 Sep 2015, 5:49 pm
Dmts.94 wrote:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3ZKYclt_BGAYWJOTzJhSXZfWGs/view?usp=docslist_api
you certainly could model.
12 Sep 2015, 6:08 pm
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