The Dino-Aspie Ex-Café (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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ps - i want somma those ninja boots. they look comfy.

ppss there's something anatomically really wrong with the grovelers in that first painting.

and the standee appears to have been on way too many horses for waaay too long.

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To satisfy public need, here is an option for a new career path. Professional sand castle building. Go forth and win some competition.

PS
Really? The biggest lorries (trucks for you colonials) on European roads carry 40 tons. They are talking about 1250 lorry loads. That's for the really dedicated sand castle builders, who can't tear themselves away from their busy schedules long enough to go to the beach.

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My hair doesn't let me know when it is hurting....it simply gets up and leaves, I am getting a "pink parking lot on the back of
my head..... The sleek shall inherit the dearth...

something i heard years ago... for those of the thining locks:


"gawd is great
and gawd is fair;
gave some men b**ls
and others, hair."




[i'm sure the censor police would have a fit if i actually spelled it out. can ya tell i've been on a bus with a bunch of old soldiers for the last hour? ]

Yeah they are all spineless... Which is why they are groveling...

6. Sterling European Airline In-Flight Tattoo Artist: Work while traveling the world!! ! See the world for free!! ! Treat passengers to a lifetime memory of their trip!! ! Hijackers and turbulence may present a problem. But, ...all the peanuts and soda your heart could desire!! !

Nan - not to worry. You misunderstood is all. "Bro" is new slang for "Beautifully refined ogle-object". The correct response for ogle-objects is to say "Perve!", combined with a decking left-hook. (I understand your not knowing this. All new slang originates in the west, and you just witnessed one of its first utterances).

Hear you might feel 80 degrees today in southern California! It's presently snowing here... very pretty slow-falling fluffy flakes!

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7. Contemplator of Life Atop A Very Tall "I": The view from up here is fantastic! !! There is a refreshing absence of people and the drudge of everyday life is kilometers below. You can sit here undisturbed as long as you wish, and return with the answers to every question. Problem: it's a bit cold. But the free-fall leap-off/ parachute hang glider ride to the bottom are worth the climb!! ! Plus, afterward, you get to be the Dali Lemon.

(I recommend different climbing attire ...and the parachute should be packed and ready for use - not worn...)

Oh, good lord. It was foggy and cold enough this morning that I needed that peacoat. Gonna be a long trip home if it's that hot - crammed in with all the bodies on the bus and then the trolley - as I'm dressed for the chilly. *Sigh* Figures. Not bright, Nan. Must dress in layers. Layers. Layers.

Send snow?

oh.

You can always go with Plan B:

Say, "Bob Sagget flea biscuits!! !" That always leaves 'em wondering. I notice everyone backs up and pretends they can't see me when I start shouting this repeatedly.

If the Very Tall "I" is in Cardiff, Wales, of course, you may find your place already occupied by an immortal fellow wearing a WWII RAF coat. Don't worry, though - Capt. Harkness is extremely friendly...

Lurking......

Felt a little better, went out for breakfast with my mother in blizzard-type weather. Bad idea. My head feels like it's stuffed with fluff.

But it sure is nice to be able to come to the cafe for a laugh!

Oh, now THAT has real potential. Hmmmm.

...not a problem. Let me get my Ka-Bars out :
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gvce89XE90[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYPcQpxUon0[/youtube]

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