The Dino-Aspie Ex-Café (for Those 40+... or feeling creaky)

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oh, mhy GAWD, he gave you the supreme compliment. . .he refered to you as a mahn!! !

Merle

I saw that movie, too, Merle! It was awesome. Especially all the stuff at the end. That guy who was in the movie "Walkabout" is in the documentary at the end.

good for you, RV! glad you finally got your head out of the clouds ( of smoke) what an addiction nicotine is!


Merle

Aaaahhh!! ! An interest in becoming The Dali Lemon, eh? (page 776) A most excellent choice - high salary, and you won't have to reinvent the wheel. Ok, here's how it plays:

First you climb the tower, making sure to be noticed. (Probably a good idea to wear a miner's hat with blinking red light. Serves two purposes: keeps aircraft from running into the Very Tall I (as it doesn't have a light of its own), and it makes you visible to people below - lets people know that you have spent a lot of time up there in contemplation).

After your descent, finish every sentence you say with "...Thus spake Dali Lemon."

"What were you doing up there?"
"Sitting. Thus spake Dali Lemon."
"Why?"
"I have contemplated the Vibrations of All Things atop the Very Tall I. Thus spake Dali Lemon."

Now - don't answer any more questions for several minutes, then look knowingly into everyones' faces and say, "The truth of my Vibrology shall be made known unto all. Thus spake Dali Lemon." Then smile the confident enlightened smile that only the High Priestess and Keeper of the Secrets of Vibrology can smile, and in utter and complete calm, head held high, stroll away at your leisure.

You will end up on television (as every kook, ..er.. High Priestess/Priest does). You won't be given very much time, so you must connect with the audience immediately. Start off with something everyone can relate to: ask, "Have you ever been in the presence of someone who has given you a 'bad vibe'?" Everyone will think, "Yeah! I've felt that!" Now say, " The Vibe is within us, and around us, and in all things. Your own Vibe can be a bad Vibe, but it can be made Right and Balanced. Thus spake Dali Lemon." Looking peaceful, calm, and supremely blissful, smile into the camera lens.

Soon you will have a following.

In the gatherings that ensue, do not give any directives. People do not like to be told what to do. For example, don't give directives such as "Sit! Be silent!". Instead invite people to sit and be silent. People can be invited to do anything.

Ok, here's how it plays:

"Atop the Very Tall I, sitting, I calmed my inner Vibrations and contemplated the I. Before the I, there were all those who came before. Before those, the gods. Thus spake Dali Lemon."
"What came before the gods?"
"Before the gods, there was the Vast Silence of no Vibration. Thus spake Dali Lemon."
Now, sitting silently, with a look of utter and complete peace on your face, let people contemplate your words. Then say:
"I invite you all to Sit, I invite you all to be Silent, and we shall re-connect with the Vast Silence of no Vibration. Thus spake Dali Lemon."

Soon people will declare miracles - how they found inner calm, lowered their blood pressure, cured their cancer, stilled their racing minds through the Power of Vibrology, and the Teachings of the Great Dali Lemon...

Here's where you can start incorporating things you enjoy, while making money. Explain to your followers that daily jogging around a lake prior to sitting and being silent removes excessive energy vibrations in their bodies, and invite them to join you. You can invite them to buy special Vibrology Running Shoes ,TM, and video DVD's explaining correct Vibrology Jogging for this purpose. You can explain that carrying excessive baggage, such as money, prevents Harmonic Rhythms in their Vibrational Being. Set up drop-off depots to collect this excess baggage, and invite them to rid themselves of it. "Aaaahhh! Aren't we feeling so much freer now? Thus spake Dali Lemon."

Use your trumpet, now called a Vibrational Energy Detection/Emission Device, and ear to mouthpiece listen to their Vibrational Essence. If you detect Dysrhythmia, paint dots on their faces and bodies, or invite them to remove more money baggage, until they attain Harmonic Vibration.

Note: as with all sects, there will soon be spin-offs, splintering, and fractioning of your followers. So act fast - you've probably got three years at most to free people of their baggage and promote Good Vibrations. Then they will be off following the Law of Lau, the Blessings of Blessedmom, Nun Nan, Proselytizing Pedantic Postie, DeaconBlues, Merle the Magnificent, the Cross of Krex, the ommmmm of Gromit's Maxims, Mass with Duncansbass, Rjaye the Metta-Physician, Hartz of Space Time and the Afterlife, the Tao of Enter the SleepyDragon, Nannarob's N-lightenings, the Zen of Zanne's No Spoon Doctrine, Billard's Spiritual Innards, richie's way of no phone no booze no cigarettes TM ...

(congratulations richie! )

Good song. Strange video. Thus spake Dali Lemon:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf5uGPdFnpk[/youtube]

that smile is not so hard a task for me, and as you have the sentences already prepared that might not give a problem either
but all these people ...


chuck ! how can i accomplish all my tasks now?!? lying onder the table out laughing as i am ...







(cool richie ! i stopped for 2 years now)

Oh!! ! This will work perfectly!! ! You've heard of "the smiling Buddha"?
You will soon be referred to as the "rolling on the floor (under the table) laughing her *ss off Great Dali Lemon."
People will unload all kinds of money baggage to attain that degree of happiness!! !
Yep. Expect to be rich in no time.

So it shall be written. So it shall be done. Thus spake Dali Lemon.

hey, that is a COMPLETE rip off from Yul Brenner ( or as my dad would call him "Mule Brainer") playing Ramses IV in the old Cecil DeMille Classic "The Ten Commandments"!


Merle

My Valentine to the Cafe





yr gurl, Merle

Blake's Seven - Outtakes

Series 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEOU-6zkhSE
(I rather liked the bit of dialogue that goes "Avon? What are you doing?", and his reply.)

Series 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pXrU428bpQ
(Servalan was always the best character.)


And some more... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cEsAX4xaFI

And now I'm really annoyed with myself. Someone is (was?) using an image of Zen as their avatar. At least, I thought it was Zen... hence I trundled off to find an image that would confirm it, as I did... above... eventually.

Now I've forgotten who it was, 'cos I wanted to thank them for jogging my brain in a B7 direction.

Grrr.

Now that Sapranos is no longer something to look forward to ....new show I am in love with...

"Breaking Bad" on SUnday nights on AMC....it's worth a watch,pretty funny.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hknj0w84GSs



My BF newest "weird find" on-line.....very creepy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XxILVnt1w


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qftmVh- ... re=related






Nan...thanks for the offer.I would appreciate any help but dont do it if it's boring to you.I am thinking of posting a "topic" for any antiques fans on WP(has to be some ones obsession.)I am just so torn if I should bother listing this stuff in my Etsy store(I hate the idea of having to pack,mail all this fragile stuff)...or jut hand it over to a consignment store and hope for a few bucks.Either way...I have to get this stuff out of my apartment before the landlord kicks us out for "clutter".


Wishing you all a happy V-Day.

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone.

"nun nan"!? I know where there's a hillbilly who's in a whole sh..pile o'trouble right about now.... {where the hell is that icon for the stinkeye?}

Sic' him, NN!!

(I'm a Valentine's Day Scrooge. No one will ever be able to convince me that Valentine's Day is a good idea.)

Wow! My NT son made me proud today. They had a cancer fundraiser at his school and he went through with it, he's had his head shaved for a good reason.