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19 Feb 2008, 9:37 pm

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Blessedmom, thank you for your warm welcome. I am the blessed mom of 3 (count 'em, 3) NT children. And two dogs and one cat. And one ex husband, NT, who is a pain, but good for the two younger ones, though they prefer to be with me. I am sorry about Cosmiccat's grandson. It hurts.

I have been a mother for 34 years but not a grandmother. Being a mother across the generations. The love extends.

I hope if anyone needs to rant big time they can do so in an acceptable way, though this is not always easy. I have not had a problem yet, but I have seen others on WP get banned if they do not follow the rules.

You're very welcome.
I am mom to 4 kids (ages 17, 15, 14 and 7), 2 diagnosed with AS, one that is sort of NT with a list of eccentricities, and a little girl who is looking more and more like she has AS. She is much the same as I was at her age.
I also have 2 dogs and 2 ex-husbands that I suppose NT would fit.

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19 Feb 2008, 9:53 pm

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wow, so many kids. And you're single? I hope the kids are a real blessing.

Seeing you talk of you kids makes me think of Bill Cosby

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xFMVeZyhagI

edited to add the second half http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w-AG_yF1Uw&NR=1

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19 Feb 2008, 10:33 pm

never watch bill cosby do that if you're 9+ months pregnant.
or, maybe, DO watch it if you're 9+ months pregnant.
aside from laughing so hard you'll pee your britches, it does bring on labor.

and i can prove it. she's due home from work in about a half-hour.
lizard. hmmm. i was thinking "yodababy". "sunburnt yodababy".

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19 Feb 2008, 10:44 pm

:lol: :lol: I spend alot of my time watching comedians. I rarely watch TV unless it's somethig funny. And Bill Cosby is one of my favorites! I watched those after I had the first 3 and I agree. :lol:

My children are a blessing and I wouldn't change them for the world. Wouldn't have anymore but I like the ones I have.

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19 Feb 2008, 10:47 pm

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:lol:

I spend alot of my time watching comedians. I rarely watch TV unless it's somethig funny. And Bill Cosby is one of my favorites! I watched those after I had the first 3 and I agree. :lol:

My children are a blessing and I wouldn't change them for the world. Wouldn't have anymore but I like the ones I have.

Then I bet you're a lovely mom.

but "all children have brain-damage...''

and remember not to swear so much you confuse them.

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19 Feb 2008, 10:51 pm

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Are you saying you laughed so hard you had a baby?

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19 Feb 2008, 10:52 pm

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blessedmom wrote:

:lol:

I spend alot of my time watching comedians. I rarely watch TV unless it's somethig funny. And Bill Cosby is one of my favorites! I watched those after I had the first 3 and I agree. :lol:

My children are a blessing and I wouldn't change them for the world. Wouldn't have anymore but I like the ones I have.

Then I bet you're a lovely mom.

but "all children have brain-damage...''

and remember not to swear so much you confuse them.

Swearing?? I have my moments...... but it is far more effective when I say, "Holy Hanna" in public. It embarrasses the heck out of them. :wink:

As for lovely, I'm just an old mom.

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19 Feb 2008, 10:55 pm

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Swearing?? I have my moments...... but it is far more effective when I say, "Holy Hanna" in public. It embarrasses the heck out of them. :wink:

As for lovely, I'm just an old mom.

But what makes you lovely is not your looks. It's your heart.

Now just wait until they say "Holy Mom"

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19 Feb 2008, 10:57 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcu-bwk8kqc&feature=related[/youtube]

g'night and g'bye. as the case may be.

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19 Feb 2008, 11:48 pm

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"sunburnt yodababy".

Okay, that's going onto the list of potential names for my imaginary rock band, along with Invisible Hypothetical Hybrid Robot Baby and Flatulent Hypocrisy!

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19 Feb 2008, 11:50 pm

I love the name Flatulent Hypocrisy

Is it supposed to be a comedy troup or something?

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20 Feb 2008, 12:40 am

It was a turn of phrase used by a poster on Television Without Pity to describe someone's dialogue - in a show I never even watched, but I swiped the phrase anyway.

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20 Feb 2008, 12:42 am

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It was a turn of phrase used by a poster on Television Without Pity to describe someone's dialogue - in a show I never even watched, but I swiped the phrase anyway.

I still think I would pay to see it.

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20 Feb 2008, 12:53 am

Goodnight

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20 Feb 2008, 1:04 am

goodnight, blessedmom.

Sweet dreams

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20 Feb 2008, 1:07 am

Good night, all! Thanks for the laughs!

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