Hi, I'm a Cannibal.

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Well, now that I have your attention.

My name's Alex. I'm 15. I'm more outgoing than a lot of aspies, but I have a problem making and keeping friends because they think I'm weird and treat me not so nice. I must have had at least ten failed friendships in the last three years. Sad.
So, now I'm pretty much out of my mind with loneliness. I kind of hope to make a friend or two around my age here, but I don't know.

So, enough whining I guess I can tell about what I'm like.
My personality is definitely eccentric. Somehow I manage to come off as fruity and tough at the same time. Like people would think,'Man, he's fabulous, but I wouldn't want to pick a fight with him.' Heh, weird, right?

I'm extremely creative. I can make up stuff at the drop of a hat. Technical stuff frustrates me, though. I like foreign languages and I'm in the middle of learning Japanese. It's an awesome challenge. When I get a little older I want to be an Airborne Linguist and write stuff on the side. I have an adventurous personality. I get restless easily and stories about heroes and traveling always stir my heart.

I think the main thing I want out of life is a best friend, but it seems like there's a slim to none chance of that ever happening, so meh.

Also, I'm not a cannibal (really) and I don't expect anyone to read all that, but it was fun to write.

You mention twice that you're a cannibal, and yet you didn't bother to explain the most interesting part of your entire post. Care to elaborate?

EDIT: I misread the last sentence, let's start over, hi.

Last edited by normally_impaired on 15 Jun 2009, 9:44 am, edited 1 time in total.

To WrongPlanet!! !

Maybe a humanitarian would be a better word, yes?

"Hi," Alex, and welcome to the Wrong Planet community.

Phew. I have a big fear of cannibalism. Stupid hey?

Is your location a reference to The Lonely Island?

MMMMM people (long pig), the other white meat.

Welcome to the Wrong Planet neighborhood!

Is Hannibal Lecter your uncle?

This is actually a misconception. Hannibal did not learn his habits from his family. Rather, he spent time with Tibetan monks who taught him the meaning of life.

Which is, apparently, good eats.

Just dont eat the brain, otherwise you might contract kuru or another type of brain disease

Well alex you are a quirky individual! I like it Hi and welcome I am Rikki, 23 and love people who might be labelled as "weird" "off the wall" "eccentric" etc.

Eep!

hi alex.

i dont understand why u cant have a best friend, u just have to wait for someone who understands the way you are and can accept ur aspieness.

maybe try to find someone who is as eccentric as you.

my best friend is bipolar so she understands if i want to be on my own or i dont want to talk.

dont give up trying to find friends, it may be hard and yo dont have to try every day, just on a good day.

you sound like a nice person who has lots of good qualities, im sure you will be able to find a best friend.

cellardoor