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07 Feb 2010, 1:54 pm

After being banned for your sins I have returned. Saint Alex has slain the serpent Sinsboldly and now she will burn in the river of fire for eternity. Paradise is now among you.



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07 Feb 2010, 2:04 pm

JesusOfNazareth wrote:
After being banned for your sins I have returned. Saint Alex has slain the serpent Sinsboldly and now she will burn in the river of fire for eternity. Paradise is now among you.


your jubilation is premature.


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07 Feb 2010, 2:04 pm

I am very confused :?

Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away and judgement is passed only my the almighty father. Where children can play in a vipers den and be unharmed and where all sins are forgiven. Where there is no hunger thirst no disease. A place where Everyone cares for everyone and a place where autistics are accepted for who they are. A place of fun and joy and a place where you walk with the almighty lord. Where trueth serounds everyone and lies are but memories from a dark past.

Yeah I wish it were here

or do you mean something else entirely?



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07 Feb 2010, 2:09 pm

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I am very confused :?

Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away and judgement is passed only my the almighty father. Where children can play in a vipers den and be unharmed and where all sins are forgiven. Where there is no hunger thirst no disease. A place where Everyone cares for everyone and a place where autistics are accepted for who they are. A place of fun and joy and a place where you walk with the almighty lord. Where trueth serounds everyone and lies are but memories from a dark past.

Yeah I wish it were here

or do you mean something else entirely?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.



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07 Feb 2010, 2:14 pm

JesusOfNazareth wrote:
ASdogGeek wrote:
I am very confused :?

Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away and judgement is passed only my the almighty father. Where children can play in a vipers den and be unharmed and where all sins are forgiven. Where there is no hunger thirst no disease. A place where Everyone cares for everyone and a place where autistics are accepted for who they are. A place of fun and joy and a place where you walk with the almighty lord. Where trueth serounds everyone and lies are but memories from a dark past.

Yeah I wish it were here

or do you mean something else entirely?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.


but the lord speaksonly the truth for anything that is not trueth is not of god

i also noticed you asnwered a direct question with a typical human answer. the real jesus would have givin a parable or direct answer



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07 Feb 2010, 2:22 pm

can i be the romans!! ! :D


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07 Feb 2010, 2:25 pm

ASdogGeek wrote:
JesusOfNazareth wrote:
ASdogGeek wrote:
I am very confused :?

Paradise a place of love and exceptance where every tear is whipped away and judgement is passed only my the almighty father. Where children can play in a vipers den and be unharmed and where all sins are forgiven. Where there is no hunger thirst no disease. A place where Everyone cares for everyone and a place where autistics are accepted for who they are. A place of fun and joy and a place where you walk with the almighty lord. Where trueth serounds everyone and lies are but memories from a dark past.

Yeah I wish it were here

or do you mean something else entirely?

The Lord works in mysterious ways.


but the lord speaksonly the truth for anything that is not trueth is not of god

i also noticed you asnwered a direct question with a typical human answer. the real jesus would have givin a parable or direct answer

Have faith.



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07 Feb 2010, 2:43 pm

I think that I've met my match. I thought that I was the most spiritual member of WP. :lol:


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07 Feb 2010, 3:04 pm

Don't worry, he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy. In other words, this is just some silly person mucking about... ignore it. He'll get sick of it eventually and move on to spam some other site.



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07 Feb 2010, 3:05 pm

JesusOfNazareth wrote:
After being banned for your sins I have returned. Saint Alex has slain the serpent Sinsboldly and now she will burn in the river of fire for eternity. Paradise is now among you.




Who are you?


I am Spokane Girl and likedcalico.



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07 Feb 2010, 3:06 pm

He's someone who has been banned, and keeps coming back to stir things up.



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07 Feb 2010, 3:11 pm

:lol:

can you wash away my sins?



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07 Feb 2010, 3:14 pm

This thread has made my day


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07 Feb 2010, 3:24 pm

My eyes missed a comma when I first read this thread title.

"I have returned my children." Which was a much more entertaining thread in my mind, conjuring up images of waiting in a long line with several irritating children and a crumpled receipt, only to be frustrated by some underqualified sales clerk.



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07 Feb 2010, 3:26 pm

chaotik_lord wrote:
My eyes missed a comma when I first read this thread title.

"I have returned my children." Which was a much more entertaining thread in my mind, conjuring up images of waiting in a long line with several irritating children and a crumpled receipt, only to be frustrated by some underqualified sales clerk.


LOL!! !! !



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07 Feb 2010, 3:38 pm

League_Girl wrote:
JesusOfNazareth wrote:
After being banned for your sins I have returned. Saint Alex has slain the serpent Sinsboldly and now she will burn in the river of fire for eternity. Paradise is now among you.




Who are you?


I am Spokane Girl and likedcalico.

I am Jesus, the Messiah and savior. Do not listen to members such as mgran - the Devil is in them.