I have a mobile restaurant kitchen and a big BBQ that burns hotter than Hell, will travel. The only thing I'll need will be an altar for the offerings and some pottery clay for making those ghoulish gargoyles.
I've been to Hell and back and gone for more so I know the territory like the back of my hand.
Got your shopping list and chequebook?
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If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say
**Sting, Englishman In New York