Hello. I'm new AND I'm obnoxious!

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What else do you want from an Iowan Aspie?

My name is Tyler Sandersfeld. I am 23 years old, and I reside in Homestead, Iowa. I don't like saying I "live" there, because it implies that I have a life there. I am currently unemployed, at least to a job that actually pays. I do some writing for RealityNewsOnline.com for experience. Hopefully, I can get the essay scorer job at ACT and maybe someday get a more permanent position there. I would love to do stand-up comedy for a living, but first I'll need to do some amateur nights, and my dad won't take me to the nearest comedy club because he doesn't feel my comedy is appropriate for the crowd. He may be right, though, because the club has a drink minimum I believe, and I'm completely sober. I even had a breathalyzer test to prove it once! True, I just walked out of a bar where I celebrated my winning Shrek costume with Pepsi and had to go really bad while holding up my looser-than-normal pants.

Anyway, that's me in a nutshell, emphasis on "nuts." If you have any other questions, compliments, groans stemming from my lousy jokes, or advertisements, feel free to post them (you must pay $500 for the last one, though!).

Bore dda!

I'm curious as to the double-d, I always used Bore Da (one d) when speaking Welsh (when I lived on the Isle of Anglesey).


Anyway, Hi Tejayes!.

Way I was taught I surpose!

I just wondered as I know there are many regional variations in Welsh

Hello!

Welcome to Wrongplanet!

I don't mean to brag, but we are good people. We handle it well.

I hope you enjoy posting here!

Welcome to Wrong Planet.

I can be obnoxious at times, too.

Hi Tejayes, I enjoyed your intro! Welcome.

Fine!
Let's see some of that obnoxious comedy.

If there's anything I've learned about humor, it's that everything is funny.

At least if you say it the right way.


Mind you, sometimes you need to look for the right audience too.


And, it goes without saying that practice is important.