Thanks everyone. I guess the point of wrong planet is to be honest about things and try to learn what to do.
My whatever it is affect like this, I don't always get obvious things until sometime later. Like The Beatles, I know it's pun on music, but I didn't understand the bug aspect, so I always wondered why the would sometimes be draw as little bugs. I only recently got that.
Socially I am engaging, funny, I over do the eye contact a bit, and...well...this is kind of funny actually...but I just don't get it if a woman likes me. I am divorced now, but the only reason I ever got married is because she grabbed me and kissed me, then it was obvious. Otherwise I think a lady is just being nice.
So what do I do, just randomly kiss women? I can envision dire drawbacks to that. If I like a woman, do I just tell her? I was married for 15 years, and my former wife would say, "that woman was so hitting on you! Didn't you get it?" I just thought they were being nice, so I just don't really know. Would mentioning at some point during a date should I explain that to her? Should I start a stand-up routine? I said I thought it was was pretty funny, that might be a way to approach it, say I have a funny thing to tell her.
Or is this option an obvious train wreck that I just don't get?
Anyway, I was self suspecting for years as to Aspergers, then I was diagnosed by a professional my sister was friends with a few months ago.
Thanks again, I'll check out the arts board, as well. Sorry if that's too much information, I guess that's why I am here.