I enjoy conspiracy theories without believing in them.
Like, one I found recently had to do with the Nephilim (of the bible) being a race of angel-human hybrids who weren't wiped out in the Flood, but who still secretly control the world for Satan. It's such a great story!
As for other conspiracy theories, like all the stuff posted above about Bush - I used to care, but now I've given up caring. Maybe I've just gotten old? Maybe it's better to just get yourself a job, make money, get a spouse and make babies. When the unjust war comes, move up here to Canada with me. Or when Satan is elected president, go get yourself some land in Montana and stock up on guns. Take some shooting lessons, learn some karate, learn farming, save the entire Wikipedia to a DVD, build your own wind generator and get a laptop.
But heck, let's just get jobs, make money, get spouses and make babies, and let whatever secret society might or might not be in charge, do their thing, eh?