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aarghapanda
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24 Sep 2006, 4:08 am

I'm new. Be gentle. :lol:



KBABZ
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24 Sep 2006, 4:18 am

Don't worry, I'm gentle with everything. Welcome home! Uh, I mean, welcome to Wrong Planet! Jeez, sometimes I wonder how many new people join every day! You're the, what, seventh or so person this weekend? It's crazy!


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24 Sep 2006, 4:24 am

*Snaps rubber glove* Just relax. This won't hurt a bit :o :o :o



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24 Sep 2006, 5:14 am

werbert! :wink:


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24 Sep 2006, 5:53 am

Welcome to WP!

Tim


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24 Sep 2006, 6:53 am

Welcome to Wrong Planet! In case you haven't noticed, I am Emily. I can help you if you need any. You can count on me. See you around!



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24 Sep 2006, 7:42 am

Gets out the Probe

:twisted: :twisted: :evil:

Welcome to the WrongPlanet

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA


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jammie
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24 Sep 2006, 7:50 am

hiya,

me and lion lick you hello and hope that you enjoy your stay,

we also give you a nappy to protect your bum with so no probe (or hand or finger) can enter

^licks^

jammie & lion


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24 Sep 2006, 7:52 am

I was only messing

Welcome to WP.

:)


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24 Sep 2006, 10:22 am

Another welcome in case some of the above scared you away.



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24 Sep 2006, 10:37 am

i see people gettin out the gloves and probes... where's the lube? it's not supposed to hurt!

welcome!



aarghapanda
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24 Sep 2006, 11:33 am

Thanks for the welcome folks :)



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24 Sep 2006, 1:36 pm

Welcome to WP.