There are four sects of the Church of Garlic. Rubber Ducks, Pie, Vegetarianism, and Chocolatism. You could also join the Church of Tea or the Church of Pepsi. Many new religions have come since you left. A few have already died. The ones that died are the Church of Mustard, Church of Ranch, and Church of Wasabi. They died during the War of the Condiments, which was mainly fought between Garlic and Mustard, the original condiment religions. There was also a Church of Mayonnaise, but it became the Church of Pepsi. Rubber Ducks and Pie started out as independent religions, but joined later. The Church of Rubber Ducks started a war with the Garlicists, but surrendered and became a sect of the Church of Garlic. Pie was intimidated by the Church of Garlic, and became a new sect almost as soon as it was created. I later created two new sects, the Church of Vegetarianism and the Church of Chocolate. You could create your own religion if you wanted. If you do, make it a sect of the Church of Garlic.
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.