Welcome to Werbert's Planet, Nemoralis
Our leader is Emperor Werbert I. Tinky is random. ShadesOfMe and I are vampires. Pillows are the answer. Pillows are always the answer. Please don't touch the kittens. They contain no penicillin. Bob the Llama is a drunk chipmunk who thinks he's a llama. His new title is Bob teh 1337 Yiffy Banana Llama Priest. You can also call him Bob teh Almighty Dude. There's a radio in werbert's fingernail... CAR!! ! Teh Young Ones is teh 1337. I think that's everything you need to know.
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.