Hey, I'm sandloach7. I'm not fully sure what to put here, so I think I'm gonna state how I came up with my name..
-I'm not addicted to Pokemon, but I enjoy catching the cool ones (unlike those creepy-looking, small-sized Barboaches of which are, indeed, seafloor loaches), but we all know size does not matter half of the time.
-I'm not the kind of person that does rituals and magic for good luck, I just eat fortune cookies and scratch my hand while looking for the lucky number 7. And luck always comes with strict responsibilites, good food, and the freedom of procrastination before it lands on my deck.
Now if you gradually mix the two eggs of information above, you will notice the resemblence between them and my freshly baked name! Feel free to Private message me or just tell me when to preheat the oven! 
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