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08 Aug 2007, 7:38 pm

I am another newbie here. Any questions, ask away..



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08 Aug 2007, 7:57 pm

Welcome to WP!

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08 Aug 2007, 8:00 pm

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09 Aug 2007, 12:07 am

Hullo and welcome.


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09 Aug 2007, 1:13 am

Nice to meetcha, Name's Flagg.

Professional Demon Hunter by trade, I will handle all of your extermination needs. Just drop me a line anytime for quick, graphic, gory and just downright glorious demon death.



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09 Aug 2007, 3:01 am

Hi, welcome to WP!



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09 Aug 2007, 6:02 am

Flagg wrote:
Nice to meetcha, Name's Flagg.

Professional Demon Hunter by trade, I will handle all of your extermination needs. Just drop me a line anytime for quick, graphic, gory and just downright glorious demon death.

I assume there is a catch with this demon hunting? :wink:



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09 Aug 2007, 6:28 am

Yeah, most people involved in it die gruesome painful deaths. :lol:


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09 Aug 2007, 6:30 am

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Yeah, most people involved in it die gruesome painful deaths. :lol:

Would you care to share any tales of these gruesome painful deaths, Quatermass?



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09 Aug 2007, 7:13 am

No, but I can share the various painful and gruesome murders of Hannibal Lecter MD..... :roll:


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09 Aug 2007, 7:30 am

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No, but I can share the various painful and gruesome murders of Hannibal Lecter MD..... :roll:

Ive seen all his moviefilms... Any more you can share?



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09 Aug 2007, 7:49 am

Hadron wrote:
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No, but I can share the various painful and gruesome murders of Hannibal Lecter MD..... :roll:

Ive seen all his moviefilms... Any more you can share?


'Moviefilms'? Isn't that Borat-speak?

Lemme see...

Hmmm....

Actually, nothing really, but some of the stuff seen in Hannibal Rising was interesting, particularly Paul Momund (the butcher), Dortlich, and Milko.


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09 Aug 2007, 9:07 am

Quatermass wrote:
Hadron wrote:
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No, but I can share the various painful and gruesome murders of Hannibal Lecter MD..... :roll:

Ive seen all his moviefilms... Any more you can share?


'Moviefilms'? Isn't that Borat-speak?

Lemme see...

Hmmm....

Actually, nothing really, but some of the stuff seen in Hannibal Rising was interesting, particularly Paul Momund (the butcher), Dortlich, and Milko.

What really got me about that film is that it was shot in a way that made you empathise with a cannabal/ serial killer. Intresting is another way to put it i suppose.



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09 Aug 2007, 9:29 am

Hadron wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Nice to meetcha, Name's Flagg.

Professional Demon Hunter by trade, I will handle all of your extermination needs. Just drop me a line anytime for quick, graphic, gory and just downright glorious demon death.

I assume there is a catch with this demon hunting? :wink:


$10,000 is my basic rate, if it involves killing something larger (Mind Reaver) or with unique powers (Death Whispers with the ability to cloak themselves) then I charge $50,000. I charge on a per Demon basis. Also, the cost of any damaged weapons, travel, special equiqment and ammomunition is added to bill. Payment before service (My clients have a bad habit of dying before the job is done)

You can also buy wholesale slaughter packages starting at $50,000, a better deal for this with worse Demon infestations or those who expect long term Demon issues.



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09 Aug 2007, 9:31 am

Flagg wrote:
Hadron wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Nice to meetcha, Name's Flagg.

Professional Demon Hunter by trade, I will handle all of your extermination needs. Just drop me a line anytime for quick, graphic, gory and just downright glorious demon death.

I assume there is a catch with this demon hunting? :wink:


$10,000 is my basic rate, if it involves killing something larger (Mind Reaver) or with unique powers (Death Whispers with the ability to cloak themselves) then I charge $50,000. I charge on a per Demon basis. Also, the cost of any damaged weapons, travel, special equiqment and ammomunition is added to bill. Payment before service (My clients have a bad habit of dying before the job is done)

I thought there was a catch....



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09 Aug 2007, 9:38 am

Hadron wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Hadron wrote:
Flagg wrote:
Nice to meetcha, Name's Flagg.

Professional Demon Hunter by trade, I will handle all of your extermination needs. Just drop me a line anytime for quick, graphic, gory and just downright glorious demon death.

I assume there is a catch with this demon hunting? :wink:


$10,000 is my basic rate, if it involves killing something larger (Mind Reaver) or with unique powers (Death Whispers with the ability to cloak themselves) then I charge $50,000. I charge on a per Demon basis. Also, the cost of any damaged weapons, travel, special equiqment and ammomunition is added to bill. Payment before service (My clients have a bad habit of dying before the job is done)

I thought there was a catch....


What? A girl's gotta eat!

This isn't some hobby on the side for me, I do this for a living. It's a difficult job with lots of hazards, do you have ANY idea how much my insurance costs a month?! Fidel Castro has cheaper life insurance then me!