Descartes wrote:
My high school's prom was two and a half weeks ago and, as I predicted a couple months ago, I ended up not going. I don't really regret it; I saw some of my friends post pictures of the event on their Facebook, and from the looks of it, it didn't look like I missed out on much.
During the 6 years of high school I went to a school party once, practically ran when I could and never went again. People tried to push me to go to the prom, but I didn't and the day after in class I was one of the few without a hangover listening to the stories of who kissed who (while being drunk), who was sorry now, and who had puked. I was glad I didn't go.
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"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?"
Sherlock Holmes in The Sign Of Four (1890), ch. 6