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Jacob12
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07 Jun 2009, 11:04 am

Have you ever had a talent show at school that was terrible? Mine was, it was full of girls who thought they could sing. I wrote about it in my blog:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009
A review of the middle school talent show

So I'm at school right now in the math room on a computer, we just got out of the talent show. What did I think of it?? I think it was worse than last years. Almost all of the entries were girls who think they could sing. Now some did pretty good, one espeshally, but most of them were not of much quality, even worse, about half were a-cappelas, ugh, thanks alot American Idol. On the bright side, there was one juggling act, Devin did this really cool thing where he made the balls look like they were floating, that was cool. Giana played the violin, i didn't really understand it, she says it was something called "rockin' strings" or something. One other girl played violin and did good. The first act was a kid playing the "Star Spangled Banner" with a guitar, and there was one kid who played guitar and did good. Later the teachers did stuff, some of them tried to rap and was dressed up like steryotypical rappers, that was hilarious. The last thing was a bunch of teachers singing a song, which really didn't seem to be much but a time waster considering it was kinda loud, and the microphone got screwed up (I remember). But the best act of the day was this skateboarding dog. Now that was cool. All in all, it was pretty lousy considering almost everything was a girl thinking they could sing. Let the word go out, UMS has very little talent!


(Turns out that wasn't Devin and there weren't two guitarists, there was one who went on twice and did some easy stuff, but its some of the only talent we had.)

Anyone else have stories like these?



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07 Jun 2009, 1:14 pm

I've been in two talent shows myself, in 2006 and 2007, I was crap I must admit. And these two boys in the 06 one did this magic show with those kids' magic sets, it was terrible.


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07 Jun 2009, 1:22 pm

We had a talent show this year, and it was actually really good. There were a lot of bands, a few singers, some dance groups and a couple other random acts.

I was in the show. A few of my friends put a band together just for the show, so I played the drums for them. We played 3 songs and it went pretty good.



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07 Jun 2009, 1:28 pm

Lucky you, we got a bunch of girls who sung that thought they were good, but actually did badly. Its all American Idols fault, probably.



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07 Jun 2009, 4:38 pm

A few years ago my Aspie son spent a lot of time learning how to arm fart. When the school talent show came around he wanted to enter that as a talent. I talked him out of it by pointing out that each act was going to be at least 3 minutes long and if he would try to arm fart for 3 minutes then he would see how long 3 minutes really is.