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I've had an Ageing instructor who appeared to be pushing 60. He was always hunched over, and he saw me as a "Hard Case". He's even had the nerve to imply that another student who was in my Job Prep Programme was better than me. That student never washed himself, he didn't brush his teeth, his hair was always a greasy mess, he smelt of soiled Diapers, due to his seroius BO, and he would cry over everything. He was also severley out of shape, and his posture was really bad. He spoke like Mickey Mouse with a Cockney Accent. I can't beeeeellllliiiiivvveee that my Head Instructor would even suggest that Manchild was better than I was.
There was also an Instructor who went by the name of Dinah. She thought that she was so Mentally "Handicapped" that I couldn't understand my own Accent, which is in fact...play the Horn! The London Cockney! That's happened after a "Low Matinence woman" whom was in my Programme had the nerve to make fun of my wonderful Cockney Accent! I can't believe that I've actually confided in that Blonde in Disquise. I'm dancing around...singning, "I feel like Dinah tonight, like Dinah, tonight!" I'd love to clobber her over the head, with the back end of one of my toy Routemasters!
Than there was Teresse. How I hated her! She had this 1940s Mind-Set that all Men should have short hair and that it should be combed back, like in those old movies from you've guessed it! The 1940s! She also had it in her Femmine Brain that all Women should curl their hair and paint their faces with make-up. And Man, did she ever talk! She had an Irish Accent and she was very hard to understand. Everybody would start falling asleep, after just twenty minutes of her NT babble. I would challenge her to Talking Contests, to see who could talk the most, durring her Sessions. With my Cockney Accent and whatever Accent she had, it was like a dispute between Britian and Northern Ireland in a Strictley Canadain Classroom.
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