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Daniel

I've got another joke

What is a policeman's favourite colour?

Yellow Yellow Yellow

And another one:

A number of people in the country are suffering from Athlete's Foot.
The Athlete's Foot in question was Kelly Holmes.

One more:

I was walking around a science lab and I ran into Albert Einstein. I said, "Albert, why did you say that E=mc^2?" Albert said, "Why not?"

"knock knock""who's there"" inturupting cow""inturupting co-""MMOOO!! !" ha ha!

what has 8 arms,8 legs and 8 eyes?

8 pirates

There were two muffins sitting in the oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "AHH! A talking muffin!!"

it's me Z. did you hear about the kid who stepped on the skunk? yeah it stunk.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "Dam"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs standing on a mountian? Cliff

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub? Stew

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake? Bob

If athletes get athlete's, what to astronauts get? Missle toe.

hi here's one

Why did the server run when he saw the chef making a salad?



Cause he was dressing it!

z here : why did the turkey cross the road? because the chiken retired.

hear about the guy who died from smoking? He went up on the roof to smoke a ciggarette and when he was finished, he threw the wrong butt off!

Nice one KARANRPH! I've got one for you.

Pilot trainer: Tomorrow, you will begin flying solo.
Pupil: Really? How close to the ground is that?

Hope you post some more, keep 'em coming!

Spell I - Cup....
You just spelled I-C-U-P.

kk dis is a long jole so get redy!

There was once an englishman,an irishman and a scottish man walking through a field when suddely a lepricaun popped up and said. "Your very lucky today! You get to go down a huge slide and make wish at the same time! So suddenly a slide appeared and the scottish man went first. When he went down the slide he shouted "GOLD!" and he landed in a pot of gold! Then the irishman went and he shouted "SILVER"! and he landed in a pot of silver! Then the englishman went but he totally forgot about making a wish and as he went down the slide he had so much fun he shouted "WEEEEEEEEE!" and he landed in a pot of wee!! !!

Ok here is another one.

there were two snowmen in a field.
one said to the other
'I smell carrots'

Why couldn't the kid go to the pirate movie?

Cuz it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.