Okay, there's an egg and a sausage, in a frying pan, right?
The sausage says "Gee, it's getting hot in here",
and the egg says"Wow! A talking sausage!"
I actually giggled while writing the joke in this post.
_________________ Little Bunny Foo Foo.......
Hopped through the forest......
Found a little birdie......
And MASHED ITS HEAD WITH A MALLET!! !! !! !!
MWAHAHAHAHA!! !! !! !! !
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The previous sentence is true.