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littleblueicebird
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07 Jan 2010, 10:42 pm

Okay, there's an egg and a sausage, in a frying pan, right?
The sausage says "Gee, it's getting hot in here",
and the egg says"Wow! A talking sausage!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I actually giggled while writing the joke in this post.


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Little Bunny Foo Foo.......
Hopped through the forest......
Found a little birdie......
And MASHED ITS HEAD WITH A MALLET!! !! !! !!
MWAHAHAHAHA!! !! !! !! !

The following sentence is false.
The previous sentence is true.


sinsboldly
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07 Jan 2010, 11:47 pm

(so, if any one thinks this is too much contact a mod :D and have it deleted)

So, if you are an American when you go into the toilet
And you are an American when you come out of the toilet

what are you while you are in the toilet?

European!

(you're a peeing)



Eluveitie
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14 Jan 2010, 9:49 pm

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who cannot.