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20 May 2008, 5:09 pm

Yo momma is so fat that it takes 2 busses to get on her good side! :lol:



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20 May 2008, 5:13 pm

Yo momma is so fat that people bungee jump with her underware strap! :lol:



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20 May 2008, 5:14 pm

Yo momma is so fat that when people bungee jump with her underware strap, they hit ground! :lol:



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20 May 2008, 5:17 pm

Yo momma is so old that when people told her to act her age, she died! :lol:



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20 May 2008, 5:20 pm

Yo momma is so fat when she bungee jumps, she takes down the whole bridge! :lol:



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20 May 2008, 5:27 pm

Yo momma is so fat, when she walks infront of the tv, you miss two episodes of your show! :lol:



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24 May 2008, 11:00 pm

Yo momma's so ugly that the whole church screams during silent prayer



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30 Oct 2010, 1:21 pm

yo momma is so old that her birth certificate says expired!! !


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31 Oct 2010, 2:36 am

Your mum is so dumb, When she missed bus 32 she took 16 twice.
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Your mum is so short, You can see her feet on her driver's license.
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Your mum is so dumb, On her way to the airport she saw a sign saying "Airport Left", So she turned around and went home.
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01 Nov 2010, 1:03 pm

hotdog285 wrote:
think mof yo mama jokes and post them

yo mama so fat when she went to the zoo a little girl said i wanna ride the hippo




yo mamas so old that she got a autographed copy of the bible!

that was an example