In der Wissenschaft oder der Kunst, einem Schuss Autismus ist von wesentlicher Bedeutung.
~Hans Asperger
Nicht alles, was aus der Reihe vor, und so "abnormal, muss" unbedingt "minderwertig".
~Hans Asperger
When life gives you lemons, choke on 'em and die... you stupid lemon eater.
~Dilbert
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
~Mark Twain
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
~Lord Byron
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
~Steven Wright
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
~Homer Simpson
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
~Holmes
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.
~Jack Handey
If at first you don't succeed, give up, count your losses, and go home.
~Stonecold (me)
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'