Stories about funny interviews?

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Does anyone have any funny (haha) interview stories?

My best one involved the question "What books are you reading now?" I had not prepared to be asked that and was frantically flipping back through my mind to see what titles and authors I had read recently. To my horror, I could only remember a book about Victorian home decorating and a book about ice cream. So the conversation quickly devolved into all the different types of doors and wall coverings from the Victorian time period, and a list of my fave ice cream recipes!!

In another interview, a lightning storm hit the building and my room went partially dark.

My favourite is when I got to dance with my interviewer. That one makes me crack up, cause neither of us was particularly good.

In all three of these, I passed the interview.

I had an interview a while ago for a new role in addition to the one I already do, which was an internal vacancy. The interview panel was made up of two of my managers (one who's a bit scary, the other one who I get on really well with and is really nice) and a colleague who I'm kind of friends with. The scary manager kept offering me a drink as I was waiting. I declined because I don't like being a bother for people. When I got into the interview room, there was a jug of water on the table. She said (jokingly) "Look, I've gone to all this trouble to get you a drink." So I said "I might as well have one then." I started to pour but the cup was a flimsy plastic thing, so the force of the water knocked the cup over and sent water flying all over their notes. At this point I was very glad it wasn't an interview with new people, because my first instinct was to laugh. Thankfully, theirs was too!

We got on with the interview and the nice manager was reading out a question. She carried on reading and after the question had finished, read out all the things they had to prompt for, essentially giving me a tailor made answer. She then realised and her, me and my colleague all got the giggles and the scary manager had to take over asking the questions.

I did get the job

I'm not sure how it happened, but I had one interview devolve into an argument on a question about how I get along with my co-workers. I didn't hold my breath waiting to be called back for that job.

Definitely this...

As a kid, I had an long job interview where I was answering a lot of (what I thought) pointless questions. Finally my frustrated interviewer asked me bluntly "Do you often misunderstand questions?" I actually thought it was a serious interview question and answered "Why no, not often" then waited for the next question.

I never did hear back.

I had one interview where I was interviewed in a dark room by a person whose only question was "What would you like to know about our organization..."

I was interviewing at a funeral home for a desk job. The guy asked why I wanted to work there. I knew the answer, but when I opened my mouth to give the right one I said "Well, it's not to make an army of zombies, I can promise you that"

I did not get the job.

Well, you wouldn't have heard back anyway the instant you got that frustrated question - no possible response can "bring you back" - you either insult the interviewer by telling them they're not clear (but the last X candidates understood his/her questions), you deny it as you did (which looks phony), or you openly admit that you often do, so that tosses you out of the running.

I suppose you could say "well, it depends on how the question is phrased - sometimes it leaves more room for interpretation" - but if you're interviewing for retail or food service or one of those other "kid" jobs, you're going to look pedantically pathetic.

You know you've failed a interview when you reach out to shake the employer's hand, and a jolt of static electricity shocks them. FML