The Boss called me into his office and told me to close the door and have a seat. He looked like he was about to cry, and he told me how much the company has appreciated the work I've done over the years, and cited several examples of how I'd pulled his bacon out of the fire, and then he commended me for the cost-reducing methods I'd implemented, and how my way of cutting through the BS had prevented him from hiring more than one loser. Then he took a phone call.
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Yes, he's here ... uh-huh ... no, I haven't told him ... what letter?"
Then he gets off the phone and goes out to check the mail. When he comes back, he sits down and hands me an envelope.
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It's not as bad as you think, but it's the best that we could do."
So I read...
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This letter is service to inform you that your pay rate has increased by 4%..."
The joker had the nerve to start laughing.
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You should seen your face! I thought you were gonna puke! Congratulations!"
I mumbled thanks and went straight into the bathroom ... cold porcelain sure does feel good against your cheek when you're kneeling there ...
It's their door, let THEM close it! I don't like being told to close the door.. next time I may say 'get up and close it yourself, it's not my door'.