Looking back - Funny stories

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My little boy had just started school, all the parents were in the hallway picking up their kids after school one day. J comes out to get his bag he looks up and yells at the top of his lungs "look mummy ninjas" (somalian woman in full traditional dress) Thank goodness they to thought this was funny too.


Another time we were at our gp's office. J exclaims to our gp "poo, your breath stinks" OMG!! The doc spent the rest of the consult with either his head down or his hand over his mouth.

We were in a restaurant one time with my then 8 year old son. He needed to go to the bathroom, so I decided to be brave, and let him go to the men's room by himself. A long time later, I sent my 7 year old in to check on him. He had pooped in the urinal!! ! Don't worry, though, he cleaned it up. I made my husband go in there and make sure it was cleaned up and wash his hands for him to make sure they were VERY clean.

I just remembered another one. When my son was 2 1/2 our puppy would have been just a few months old. I was searching the house looking for the puppy, I found him sopping wet in the clothes dryer
My then toddler told me with a big grin on his face that he washed him for me. He'd put the puppy in a bucket of water which was on the laundry floor and then he'd put him in the dryer and shut the door. Thank goodness it wasnt plugged in. The dog hasnt forgotten. My now 8yr old cant go near him.