Kids say the darndest things

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Whenever anyone meets my son lately, the convo goes like this.

Random person- "Hello there, what is your name? How old are you?"
L - "My mummy has Giant boobies." he even does the whole hands out to both sides thing.

It makes me laugh so hard.

I havent posted here since my daughter was 4 and a half....just read my post!
My aspie who is now 8 used to call everyone a "Mint" when he was around four or five because we told him he couldnt use certain bad words, like stupid...and other words he picked up from his teenage sisters, so he just thought up his own. He doesnt say it anymore and thinks its funny that he did. Sometimes my husband and I will pretend to get mad and say "You MINT!"

My 6 year old Autie is obsessed with Strawberry Shortcake and has cut out the word "very" everything is now "berry". "Its berry cold"....."Luc is berry bad" ect. Speaking of bad words she got mad at her computer game the other day and said "Damn it!".......I will admit that this came from me ! Its funny because my first husband used to swear his head off, like every other word, and the only bad word I ever said was "damn" and my now 21 year old says at age 2.....guess?...thats right "damn"...guess that is why they say you speak your "mother tongue"

My son was sitting on my bed the other day and I opened my shutters on my window. He looked up from his nintendo and said "Why did it just illuminate in here?"

When he was evaluated at 6 the psychologist asked him "what is wet and falls from the sky?"....he said "A duck" when she pressed him to explain why he answered: "A hunter shoots a duck from the sky and it falls in a lake". She said that answer was certainly a defining moment in his evaluation

Today my daughter had a well dr visit. The dr asked her many questions and when she asked if it hurt when she peed or pooped my daughter said "YES! It DOES!". The Dr asked what hurts? To which my daughter replied, "When I get out of the Pool my pee is so hot is burns me!"

This morning: "Mom, you really have a situation with French Toast."

I'm guessing that meant you make some tasty french toast If not you'll have to fill us in on what the "situation" was!

My oldest about my youngest:

"She is just like someone with ADHD, except without the A, D and the D."

I could probably write my own book of phrases my son has said. The funniest by far in recent history is right in the middle of class (4th grade) he raised his hand and asked his teacher if she spoke Latin. When she replied that no in fact she did not speak Latin, my son in his monotone matter of fact 'little professor' tone informed her that "well that means you are uneducated."

luckily she was a wonderful teacher who 'got' my son and quirky ways. She just informed him that she was perfectly qualified to teach him and went on with class. But we both got a huge laugh out of it after school.

A book my soon has has a picture of a mother chimpanzee holding a baby. One day at his playgroup, he asked a woman who was holding a newborn, "Are you a monkey?"

I am fairly certain this was echolalia since that's above his current verbal ability but hey, he made a funny!

We went to the park yesterday; Eldest saw a baby, and immediately had to go over and make a fuss over the little boy.

I tried, gently, to draw him away. "Guy, please don't bother the baby."

(He was trying to feed him. I know where those fingers he was sticking in the baby's mouth had been....)

"Daad! It's okay! I asked his owner!"

"His OWNER?"

The baby's mother started laughing.

"I mean his mommy."

These are so cute!

My daughter when she was four went trick or treating for the first time. She went to the first house and came back to us and said, "Those fools gave me candy!" I guess we forgot to tell her what happens exactly after you say trick or treat

My son, when he was five, looked a man in the eyes and said, "I'll have you know, sir, that my father is a war hero." For no apparent reason.

My daughter went to a Drs appt when she was three and all she would say was, "I'm going to wake up the sun. Cockle doodle doo."

My 5 yo son to a walmart employee, "I like your face."

My daughter told her teacher that her father shoots cops. We finally figured out where she got it, it was on range nights where dad had to go shoot with the cops. She also plays cops and rabbits since she doesn't know what a robber is.