Best quotes from video games.

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"Even if I can't win... I won't lose!! !" Lan Hikari (Megaman Battle Network 2)

That quote above this (IMHO; In My Honest Opinion) is the most epic quote from a fictional character about to take down a global criminal organization at age 10.

And now, for something completely different. (The below quotes contain Engrish!)

"Leg's go, Lan!" Megaman (Megaman Battle Network 4)

"What a polite young man she was!" Lan Hikari's Mother (Megaman Battle Network 4)

And finally... for my last bit of video game misspelling...

"MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION HAS FAILD." Dr. Wily (Mega Man 4... I think. Correct me if I'm wrong.)

All those are battle quotes from Super Robot War OG saga : Endless Frontier. There's some of the battle quotes that are usually in japanese. :p NSFW or young'uns. <.< So full of win though. :p

"Ashen: Isn't 'that' a bit heavy?
Kaguya: Do you mean the sword or my ...?

Ashen: Switch from Battle Mode into Trash-talk Mode.
Suzuka: Huh?

Ashen: Good work, Princess-washboard.
Suzuka: I really want to junk her...

Xiaomu: KOS-MOS let me ride you~!
KOS-MOS: I do not carry that function.

Xiaomu: Reji couple up with Harken!
Haken: Hey, Hey! No weird pairing.

Ashen: Don't you feel like our characters are a bit repeatitive?
KOS-MOS: I do not understand the purpose of that question.

KOS-MOS: Targets are weak.
Ashen: Unsatisfied? (she meant the carnal type, lol)

Kaguya: Remember, drink milk...
All lolis: Milk... so that's it!

Ashen: Analysing data...2 hours until finish.
Haken: Hey! That's WAY too long.

Ashen: You're so great desu, Master!
Haken: What kind of mode has she change into now.

KOS-MOS: Switch to close quarter combat mode
Ashen: But I CQC mode is all I had...

Ashen: KOS-MOS proceed with enemy pattern prediction.
KOS-MOS: Don't you have that function yourself?

Kaguya: Time to start working now~
Haken: Sure! lady first!

Xiaomu: I'm a little hungry, can I get a drink?
Kaguya: There's NO SUCH THING on my body.

Ashen: What is your name?
Renji: You don't deserve to know my name! (his VA is Rom)

Xiaomu: Our Courage is Approved
Haken: Okay! That's the key to victory.

KOS-MOS: System functions all green.
W07: I'm always green~

[The party comes across what appears to be a giant vine that stretches into the sky.]
Haken: What the hell is that? Some kind of vine?
Aschen: Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself.

Henne: You're the ones who interfered with our agent in Mirabilis Castle. ...Looks like her report was right on.
Henne: "Dumbass poser wearing a black trenchcoat, black hat, red bandana, and fingerless gloves."
Haken: What...!? What's wrong with my gloves!?
Henne: "Airheaded, naive, cow-boobed human."
Kaguya: "Cow-boobed"!?
Henne: ..."Eel-looking horned dancer."
Suzuka: What!? How do I look like an eel!?
Henne: And "Bad-tempered robot (I hate this one worst of all! >XD)"
Aschen: That report has too much of a personal bias to be worth trusting.
Reiji: That sounds like the reports Xiaomu writes back at Shinra.

Haken: Okay, pilgrim. Welcome to the Endless Frontier.
Haken: Arisu in Wonderland... Heh.
Reiji: If you find any white rabbits, let me know so I can shoot them.

Kaguya: Koma! There's something really weird going on the world! We need to do some more investigating, so...
Koma: Your taste in clothes is weird. Maybe you should try finding an explanation for that first.
Kaguya: ...Let's kick her ass, Haken.

[Four copies of Kaguya come out of the generator room]
Haken: "I was looking for the generator room but it looks like I'm the one getting turned on."
Xiaomu: "Wow, it's a wall of boobs!"
Kaguya: "D-Don't say that..."

Koma:"These people are my Loyal customers!....AKA Suckers who'll buy stuff at my fantastic prices."

Dokugozo (A bull): The boss said to tear anyone who came to this weapon storage area limb from limb.
Kaguya: Well if you aren’t interested in talking then we’ll have to fight!
Dokugozo: Hey you in the white!
Kaguya: Yes?
Dokugozo: W-will you marry me?
Kaguya: Um…I’m not a cow.
Dokugozo: Oh, come on. Don’t be like that.

Aschen: Right, you're going to TELL-OS everything you know about getting back to your own world.
Reiji: That was terrible. And you aren't even in your fun mode yet.

Haken: So, how about you give us a ride in exchange for spending a night with me?
Kaguya: This is the first time I've heard him be so direct.
Anne: Tempting, but I prefer REAL men...ones with scales.
Haken: Ouch, you sunk my battleship.

Haken:.....Of course I'm doing it for the girl! The world can bite me.

Kyon: (some other stuff) See you, Miss Fanciful Boobage!
Kaguya: Aw, that's so sweet, Kyon. Remember, they say it helps to drink a lot of milk when you're a kid!
Kyon: Huh...? I-I'm not jealous of you! I don't need your homespun wisdom, you H-Game dropout!
Kaguya: W-What does that even mean...?
Kyon: ......(...Milk, huh...?)
Suzuka: (Hmm... Milk?)
Xiaomu: (Note to self: stop by the store and get milk when we get home.)
Ezel: Aheh. We shall meet again, Haken Browning."

and also...

rest of the game script is here : http://www.gamefaqs.com/ds/944506-super ... faqs/57327

"DO A BARREL ROLL!" - Peppy from Starfox.

I can't believe noone said this on all five pages :p

"It's time to kick *** and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
--Duke Nukem 3D

I enjoyed Joshua Graham from the Fallout New Vegas dlc Honest Hearts; I think my favorite quote was something along the lines of "killing is not enjoyable, but it is sometimes necessary, and practiced hands make for short work". He had a few other good ones, but that's the standout for me.

SHEPARD: I want the human prisoner released.
TURIAN GUARD: I want lots of things, human. Desire forms the basis of organized society. That being said, the xenophobe will remain in custody.

(later in the same scene)

GANG MEMBER: Yeah? If you don't get him out, I'll tell everyone about how you ran with the Reds. What'll your new friends think of their high-and-mighty human SPECTRE then?
SHEPARD: I could legally execute everyone in this bar. You think I care what a bunch of aliens think about my past?

- both from the Earthborn side-mission in Mass Effect

"You need to stop reading romance novels, sister. Fabio isn't coming for you". - Ruby, during a conversation with a housemaid in Lunar: Eternal Blue

Joker in the Batman Arkham series.
Has anyone seen the Bat? Come on, someone must have seen where he went. Big scary man, wears a cape, jumps out of the shadows and beats up useless thugs. Anyone? No? Ha, good.
Remember guys, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

"I used to be an adventurer, then I took an arrow in the knee."
-EVERY Skyrim guards.

"Well, well, what do we have here? Nature calls, it's in the back"

-Dante to Trish when she first shows up in Devil May Cry.

The entirety of Loom. Examples:

"I am Chaos, join me."

-"Over my dead body!"

"Preference noted".

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"Here, the boundary between the living and the dead is indistinct".

- "Every graveyard is like that".

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"His excellency asked you a question!"

*dryly* "I know, I was ignoring it."

THE CAKE IS A LIE!! ! -Portal
hahaha that quote never gets old

Basically any dialogue from Fantastic from Fallout New Vegas.

"Eat s**t and die" by you can guess...