My favourite thing to do is to steal a fancy car and drive like crazy through the streets, run over some pedestrians, outrun the police, drive out to the countryside and drive off a cliff and die... Yeah, that game sure looks like my real life driving 
So, what kind of crimes against humanity have you commited? My criminal record goes like this:
- Spend a million bucks on a Rhino tank and blow up everything in sight, casulties were enourmous
- Start shooting up stuff, then switch to RPGs when the cops show up, blow up their cars, helicopters etc.
- Break in to the military base and steal a jetplane, fly around and shoot up stuff
- Drive into the airport and blow up one of the jumbo jet.
- Punch random people in the face, just because you can
Such an insane video game. And it's one of the bestselling works of art of all time.