Best quotes from video games.

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Here's one from Godot from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Trials And Tribulations:

"The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over."

I just went through this entire thread. Where are the Baldur's Gate quotes?

Minsc
- No effect. I need a bigger sword.
- Minsc will lead with *blade* and *boot*.... Boo will take care of the details.
- You point, I punch!

Edwin (my favourite)
- I'm busy, okay? I'm busy!
- I do not understand this "mouse magic" that makes me do your bidding.
- Please don't disturb me while I plot to overthrow you.
- They continue under the delusion that I care at all.
- Elminister this, Elminster that. Give *me* 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!
- My name is Edwin Odesseiron, but you *simians* may simply refer to me as "sir", if you prefer a less... syllable-intensive workout

Jaheira
- Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?
- If a tree falls in the forest... I'll kill the bastard what done it.

Main Character
- DIE, MAGE!

Khalid
- C-click on someone y-your own s-size.
- Better part of valor! Better part of valor!

Sarevok
- I do not fear death. Do you?
- Killing is our father's work. Embrace it as I have!

... Oh, and *everything* Vhailor says in Planescape: Torment.

im currently playing ego draconis 2 on 360. i love it when the dragon knight says "pitiable louse" in the tone of scorn. it mirrors how i feel about people

"Woe to the Conquered"

Pretty much any line from Legacy of Kain to be honest~

(This quote cannot be typed in anything but ALL CAPS).
"ZEUS! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS!" -Kratos, God of War II.

"That was for [spoilers] you son of a b***h!" -Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 3.

"I'll requisition one bullet, where do you want it?" -Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2.

"Do not...toy with me *gunshot." Colonel Radec, Killzone 2.

These are some of my favorites

"Lies!!, squishy lies!!" - Dr Nefarious

"Advice, hmmm..... a wise dragon once told me aim high in life but watch out for flying boxes." - from Spyro the Dragon

"Listen up you lardballs....! !" - Fitness Instructor

[Threepwood:] ...that a sequel can never truly be as good as the original?
[LeChuck:] LIES! Filthy, dirty, LIES!! !

In Champions Online, there's a monster called Grond who leaps around the Desert region, causing havoc wherever he lands. One of his parting lines, after getting bored and preparing to leap away:

GROND: You as uninteresting as rival MMO! Grond leave now!

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemon's back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these. Demand to see life's manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down! With the Lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to create a combustible lemon, that will burn your house down!"-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Wesker from original Resident Evil: "Don't.. open... THAT DOOR."

Always made me and my brothers crack up. For some reason. We were odd.

"You hunt, me kill!"
"We make fire, sing song?"
"Perhaps me be sidekick? You know, like Robin."

-Grunts in Halo 2

"Too late, now you're dead!" - Urdnot Grunt, Mass Effect 2

"We've got trouble, right here in River City!" -Marine, Halo 3

"Let me read a letter I recently received. 'Dear Dr. Breen. Why has the Combine seen fit to suppress our reproductive cycle? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen.'

Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course your question touches on one of the basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for mankind? Will they ever deactivate the suppression field and let us breed again?

Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets.

I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct coddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature.

Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: The urge to reproduce.

We should thank our benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.

Let me assure you that the suppressing field will be shut off on the day that we have mastered ourselves...the day we can prove we no longer need it. And that day of transformation, I have it on good authority, is close at hand."
-- Dr. Breen (Half Life 2)

"I can hear with my teeth!" - psycho from borderlands 2.

Or

"Hey! Listen!" - navi, of course. (zelda OOT)

From Lord of the Rings online:

There's a giant talking zombie bear that you can fight, and his quotes always make me laugh. It's a group fight so you can imagine the types of comments these quotes can elicit from other players lol.

"No more wriggling! You will stand still and take it!"