The Character You Most Want To Beat The Crap Out Of

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Yeah but all the other Nobodies(especially Demyx and Axel) seem to not be monotonous like him. They display some emotion unlike him.

Some people/Nobodies aren't cut out to be... actors, I suppose.

And Saïx does has some emotion-showing going on, sometimes, it's just rather subtle.
His death was certainly depressing.

This is reminding me of the time someone was saying Namine had no personality, for some reason. Blegh.

But I'm dragging this thread way off topic.

So to put it back on topic...


*Days-reinforced Larxene hate*
No, you go bang your head on the glass, Larxene. Pull that stick outta your cornhole, why don't you?

The Character You Most Want To Beat The Crap Out Of ..


Lady Sov out of Celeb BigBrother ! !

Sorry couldn't resist it

no, that was waluigi, now he looks like a paedophile.

Easy.

Jar Jar Binks. Just because he's Jar Jar Binks.

The rebel NPC's from HL2.

For those familiar with Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, that crazy arena fan that follows me around and says, "By Azura, by Azura..." I had him killed once deliberately, left the cave, and did some adventuring. But guess who came running back to me, as if he'd never died? And the fan from Mass Effect, Conrad Verner. My Renegade Shepard just refused to actually shoot the guy. I was nice to him in the first ME with a different Shepard, and it's quite a surprise to me what happens with him in ME2. A hilarious one at that.

I have to add that I wish I could be in God Mode for ME2, though such a thing doesn't exist. But give me a room full of those Praetorians on God Mode, and see how they like being chased around shooting laser beams. And the weird entity that takes control of the Collectors. HE'S NEXT!

To think of some characters, I think Dr. Suchong in Bioshock, he is a man of absolute cruelty, though he did recive a good ironic fate, it would have been good to hurt him myself. One of the logs with him involving a puppy is absolutley horrifying.

The second Bioshock's Sophia Lamb could fit aswell, she is a hypocritical psycho, who belives in good for all, but looks oout for herself, claims to love everything, though her main motivation is her hatred for most things, brainwashed her own child by restricting her experience and abusing her position as a psychiatrist, and manipulating her patients to follow her religously.

There's one character in pitcular which gave me panic attacks as a child and as an adult I would love to give them some long overdue pay back. I had some vivid dreams and high feavers as a kid so it is possible that this character was just a product of my imagination. If it was real, it was one of the villians from this weird early 90's cartoon about this anthropromorphic mouse aliens that rode motorcycles.

That's Biker Mice From Mars! Awesome cartoon, even if it was clearly only conceived to cash in on the Ninja Turtles craze

Serena, the Goddess who lives in the fountain in my town in Animal Crossing: City Folk. I want her to give me a silver or a golden axe, so I've been tossing my normal axe nto the fountain every day. But she is one b****y little goddess! She comes out and asks me questions but it seems I can never answer her correctly. It seems to depend on her mood. And even if she's in a good mood she just gives me my old axe back. Or she gets seriously ticked and refuses to even do that and I have to go buy a new axe! I also would like to cut off Crazy Redd's bushy tail and use it as a decoration because he keeps selling me expensive fake paintings and I have no way of telling they are until I try to donate it at the Museum.
In spite of this, however, AC is one of my favourite games series.

Serena, the Goddess who lives in the fountain in my town in Animal Crossing: City Folk. I want her to give me a silver or a golden axe, so I've been tossing my normal axe nto the fountain every day. But she is one b****y little goddess! She comes out and asks me questions but it seems I can never answer her correctly. It seems to depend on her mood. And even if she's in a good mood she just gives me my old axe back. Or she gets seriously ticked and refuses to even do that and I have to go buy a new axe! I also would like to cut off Crazy Redd's bushy tail and use it as a decoration because he keeps selling me expensive fake paintings and I have no way of telling they are until I try to donate it at the Museum.
In spite of this, however, AC is one of my favourite games series.

I would beat the crap out of Ashley from RES Evil 4. Lady, LEARN TO SHOOT A F*CKING GUN.

Sophia Lamb from Bioshock 2. For some reason, Andrew Ryan never pissed me off as much as she did. I think it's because I really started thinking of Eleanor as my daughter.

Finally, Master Chief. I am so sick of hearing about him.

I wrote Sophia Lamb earlier aswell, I guess it might be that despite having colectivist ideals, she thought too highly of herself and put herself before all else.

Still Dr Suchong might just be worse.

Agreed.

Eh, I kind of enjoyed the Harbingers honestly. I mean, a guy that stands out in the open and takes absolutely no cover when I'm lining up a shot with a Widowmaker is always fun.

Now the Council... those ignoramus's I want to punch in the face and then shove into Sovereign's corpse screaming "DO YOU SEE THE GODDAMN REAPER!! !!"

And Udina... I just want to kill him. Again and again. And maybe one more time too. Toss in Miss Arrogant Miranda for a side dish. I mean seriously, I'm Commander F*cking Shepard and she's annoyed at being under my command. B*tch should be licking my feet for the chance to be on my team. Everyone else on my team earned it (Cept Jacob, but he's respectful at least).

Kael'Thas in Warcraft III and WoW for being a whiny emo elf. He totally would've been ok in my book if he had just incinerated that racist as*hole human Garithos. I mean he's a elf pyro mage and he just takes it and whines about it...

Also, Varian Wrynne and Garrosh Hellscream for both being bigoted racist as*holes.

Ok, these next ones aren't TV or games, but comic characters. However the hate I feel for them, I think needs to be included.

Vulcan: whiny ass powerhouse that should be a lot more than he is, but isn't because he's a whiny emo kid.

Juggernaut: Seriously, this guy could've EASILY taken over the world dozens of times with his power... but he's so stupid he get's beaten constantly.

Sabretooth: Ok, this guy I don't hate because his character is terrible, this guy I hate because his character is really really good and he's such a sick and twisted murderous raping bastard.