Make a video game reference.

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You're lucky there's no full moon!

It shone, pale as bone
As I stood there alone
And I thought to myself how the moon
That night, cast its light
On my heart's true delight
And the reef where her body was strewn.

In the rain or in the snow I got the funky flow but now I really got to go. The toilet over there will bring you luck so give up I got no time to spare.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer!

What the dick?

Make sure Juliet wears those white cotton panties with the little teddy bears on them...

And the Master Sword sleeps....FOREVER

When was the last time you took a bath Pascal?

Qwarktastic

Upgrade to Tutorial Pro

You want a "poof poof"?

And now, I will sing my new song: Terriyaki Blues *pan falls on head*

Scratch-o

Agents are....GO!

Elite Beat Divas here!

Well, I have a poem I wrote just for you. Pay attention because it's pretty short. Here it goes: Ch-ch-ch-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-mp.

Employees: I don't care who's doing it, but please stop using the contained-detonation chamber to crack open walnuts. Thank you.

I'm just gonna pencil you in for a ten o' clock brain washing, K?

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

You got: Metal Blade

Here, take this lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the Master of Unlocking, take it with you.

So how have you been? Because I'm a potato.

Poyo!

What do ya say? Try buying from me!

Your destiny... cannot be purchased.

Takoshima, Oriental Setting.
And the city don't know what the city is getting.

You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

Someone, somewhere, is always being chased by monsters

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Troll.
Who came riding to WrongPlanet feisty and Bold.

(pause)

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his Flames.
As he told of bold battles and his fictional Dames.

(longer pause)

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Troll.
When he met a Moderator, who sternly Told:

(shorter pause)

"Oh, you spam and you lie and you troll every thread.
Now I think it's time that I Ban you 'till you're dead!"

(pause)

And so then came clashing and slashing of Flames
As the Moderator charged in, tired of trollish Games.

(pause)

And then the braggart named Ragnar was nowhere to be Found.
When the BanHammer slammed his head into the Ground!

EDIT: Someone *seriously* took this up to eleven on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdUW-9JJlCo

BOOM ! Headshot.

Annoying Old Party Man is wobbly.

Time for my super-ultra-mambo-tango-foxtrot martial arts!

It's coming out! *fart* Excuse me. TESSIE IS COMING!

Let's begin the operation!