Best quotes from video games.

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I've got two of my favorites in my signature. Guess I'll say more of them.

"Youuuuuuuu, are my robot loveerrrrrrrrrrr..." ~Dr. Nefarious

"You put the wit in twit, sir." ~Lawrence

And, always and forever, whenever Clank laughs.

"What? Go to hell? I just came from there!" - Lord Raptor (Vampire Savior)

"You're lying, dammit! And I can prove it!" - Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)

"That "P" doesn't stand for Phoenix anyways!" - Mia Fey (Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations)

"God! Excrement! I'm surrounded!" - Terry Bogard (SNK vs. Capcom)

"What is a man? A miserable li'l pile of secrets! But enough talk: have at you!"
- Dracula, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

"WISE FWOM YO' GWAVE!"
- Zeus, Altered Beast

"OBJECTION!"
- Everyone with a law degree, Ace Attorney series

"This guy are sick"
- Aeris on Sick Guy from Sector 5, Final Fantasy VII

"Enemy sighted!"
- Zyzzix, Sacrifice

"There are no innocents. It is all of us, by action or unaction, who make the world what it is.
- Mithras, Sacrifice

Recently rediscovered The Bard's Tale. Here's some videos of dialogue from the game. Watch in order. 2 is the same scenario as 1 with a different dialogue choice.

#1

#2

#3

Excellent game. Very entertaining and a rare plot twist at the end. Let me know what you think.

They set us up the bomb!

All your base are belong to us.

Sgt Johnson: Come over here and take your spanking like a man.

You killed my best friend! - Grunt in a sad tone

Annoyed Grunt - "stop molesting me"

"You killed Flipyap! Or Yapflip, was he... It was Yapflip... No, Flipyap is his brother. Don't tell me I don't know Flipyap! Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together! And.... and he's dead..."
— A Grunt

Some from Champions Online:

"Why Irradiate mutants speak with poor syntax?" - Irradiate in Burning Sands

One of the guards at the Super Jet (who of course are always there): "What time does our shift end? It feels like I've been standing here forever!"

A random VIPER soldier: "I don't really care about taking over the world. I mostly joined for the dental plan."

Another Steely Dan fan! Friggin' finally.

Also I have this quote to add:

"I AM ERROR." - I think this was in Zelda 2.

"All your base are belong to us!"

The text comes from the opening cutscene of the 1991 European Sega Mega Drive version of the video game Zero Wing by Toaplan, which was poorly translated from Japanese.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_b ... long_to_us

Speaking of "All Your Base"...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222458

Somebody set up us the Freddie Mercury.

I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!
:-
Simpsons Hit and Run which had a load of great quotes in that game.

Portal 2 has some of the best video game quotes to my knowledge.

My favorites:

"Yeah, that's right! I'm gonna go burn your house down...WITH LEMONS!! !" - Cave Johnson

"Uh oh. This is the part where he kills us." - GlaDOS
"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" - Wheatley
(XBox Achievement - The Part Where He Kills You)

^You forgot one "The cake is a lie."

Oh, and a Skill Point you can get in Tools of Destruction that has a Blazing Saddles reference.

For not activating the bridge and still getting across the wide gap in Stratus City: "We don't need no stinkin' bridges!"

"Wizard needs food ... badly!"
"Valkyrie is about to die!"

from Gauntlet, first ever talking video game, I think.

Phoenix Wright has lots of amusing stuff, for example, the tirade between the attorney and their assistant regarding the inevitable stepladder. Oh and Godot, everything he says.

Also, Warcraft 3. :p "Who's your daddy and what does he do?"