The Character You Most Want To Beat The Crap Out Of

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RESETTI!! !! !! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RESETTI!! ! I WOULD BREAK HIS BONES WITH A WAGON WHEEL AND SET HIM ON FIRE!! Seriously, resetti should die. Ok, Resetti from Animal Crossing. Hmm... let's see, who else... Ooh, and Tingle from the Legend of Zelda. All forms of him, especially Majora's Mask, Four Swords Adventures, and Wind Waker Tingle. I loathe them all. Hmmm... I really hate rollgoal from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, but I have nothing against the fishing lady. I know, I'll sneak into the fishing shop late at night, steal rollgoal, take it to a dark shed, teather it to a stretcher, and bring out little betty, my jigsaw. MWAHAHA! REVENGE FOR THE THOUSANDS OF RUPEES SPENT ON THAT SADISTIC, SATAN-INSPIRED GAME!! ! WHO'S GETTING A ROLLGOAL NOW, HUH? Me. That's who. So... uh, does that count?

Wesley Crusher from TNG. What a spoiled brat.

Despite the thread starters intent I'm going to have to go with a movie character. The crazy bible thumping christian woman from the movie "the Mist." When she got a bullet between the eyes near the end I stood up and cheered.

Jon Irenicus. No doubt about it.

pikachu. I want to beat him up so bad....
Don' t really know why actually

Absolutely without a doubt my most hated fictional character ever is Myron from fallout 2.

I hate that sonofabitch with a white hot passion!! !! One of the highlights of Fallout 2 is recruiting Myron, humiliating him, and killing him in the most humorous/unpleasant way possible!! !

Rotten bastard!

Hope, Of FFXIII. Anyone whose played that game can understand why.

Not that I don't understand why they needed a whiny character.

Vinney from Max Payne 2. Vladimir captures him in a botched mob war instigated by Vinney and makes him wear a mascot suit of his favorite hero Baseball bat Boy. (a Dennis the Menace like kid, but with a pacman mouth). You can see Vinney's little head sticking out of the giant gaping Pacman mouth. What is unique about this costume is that it has a bomb triggered by the event of Vinney's death. And Valdimir's men are all around Vinney's junk yard his legitimate business. Max has to navagate himself and Vinney out of the maze of thugs from both gangs. Vinney freakes out if you shoot him once, (but he can take a few hits). When he ties (he squeaks out "S"), and slumps to the ground (it looks so silly with his giant headed mascot). Like Baseball bat Boy looks so happy when he dies. Then the bomb goes beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeppppp. An you see a cut scene of Baseball bat Boy's shoe-foot ( cartoon clown shoe), being blasted a block away, with Max's badge). ha ha ha ha.

"Max Max, what are you doing. The bomb remember" Oh "S". boom. plop ping ping.

I have to agree with those who said Tidus from FFX, for being so cocky and talking like a Ninja Turtle all the time. Then there's Wakka, who is basically just a simple minded goofy jock. And Kimahri, for being next to useless. I have a love/hate relationship with that game like no other.

Leisure Suit Larry for the way he became. He was much funnier as what seemed like an insecure disco outcast, than the cartoony yuppie with the giant head and the stupid jokes.

Clown Man from Mega Man 8. His voice is so annoying. Everything about his level is. At least he's easy to beat. And, well, as awesome as he is, I do sometimes feel like slapping Mega Man himself for sounding like a five year old Japanese girl on crack.

Burn Rooster from Mega Man X8, because as his name suggests, he's just way too silly. I really like the dark edginess of the game, but right in the middle of it is this big mechanical chicken that shoots fire around. I think a lot of people feel the same way about Optic Sunflower, but I actually like it because it's absurd in a way that's kind of creepy.

Henry from Silent Hill 4, for having absolutely no personality. He's the Keanu Reeves of the SH universe. And Walter... somehow a ghost that looks like a Creed roadie trudging around with a pistol just doesn't work for me. But really, I want to beat the crap out of the people who took that game, which wasn't even supposed to be a SH game in the first place, and turned it into one in the middle of designing it because they knew that would make it sell. I loathe that game for so many reasons. OK, I'll shaddup now.