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Here are some on the funnier side:

1. The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'. I prefer the title 'cleaner of the gene pool'. And I've made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He's always sending me to his amusement park.

2. Now that is one giant p****...

3. I refuse to say some clever quip because you set down the controller.

4. For the End of the World spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Del.

5. Side effects may include dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.

EDIT: Because I didn't know there was a profanity filter, I thought it was something people just typed.

1. Is from a game starring Deadpool, obviously, while 4 and 5 are from Warcraft III

Yep, though #1 doesn't directly star Deadpool, he's in it.

Unfortunately it's harder to find funny quotes in multiple games, they seem to be in the same few games