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black_legion
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16 Jan 2014, 2:10 pm

Stop right there criminal scum!



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16 Jan 2014, 3:34 pm

Justice is what he claims to fight for, but it's a mystery. What does this "justice" mean? He doesn't have a clue...


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16 Jan 2014, 7:25 pm

Cheeseburger Apocalypse.

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman.

Oh, you're the lady from the test. Hi!

Hey, that's an elevator. Not a bathroom!

Better safe than sorry, better safe than sorry...

You are so small, is funny to me!

Counter-terrorists win!

You got the wrong air-lock, Mr. Freeman. You know I can't let you through here.


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18 Jan 2014, 4:46 pm

We are moved to tears by the size of this thing.


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20 Jan 2014, 9:59 am

"Graham, watch out - a pooooooiiisonous snake!"

"Hey! Here's your fish!"

"The second-dumbest creature in the universe, this creature's thought patterns go "swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry." They'll eat anything alive and moving near them, though they prefer heroes"


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21 Jan 2014, 6:08 pm

It's Boba Fett! Shoot his jetpack. He hates that.

Skywalker? No one told me anything about Skywalker, I'm getting outta here!

Darth Maul? What's he going to do, bleed on us?


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25 Jan 2014, 7:08 am

You want the stone?
It's safe; inside my belly....
You're not going to get it....



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25 Jan 2014, 7:41 am

(in high-pitched Italian accent)

"It's a-me, ah, Moviefan!"

:lol:


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25 Jan 2014, 2:14 pm

This is Necrum, long ago, the Mudokons brought their dead here...



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25 Jan 2014, 2:35 pm

May your road lead you to warm sands.



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26 Jan 2014, 10:03 am

"In the end.....there will only be chaos!"



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27 Jan 2014, 5:11 am

Yep, that's a pretty standard score there. But after what you been through, I'd say that's great news.


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04 Feb 2014, 3:18 pm

TheBraveSirRobin wrote:
What's black and blue, and about to show you the definition of pain?

Also my signature : D


Gotta love them League of Legends jokes, here's some of my favorite

MY PROFESSION!?! You know, now that i think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker. - Pantheon
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like banana. - Zilean
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun. - Volibear
Summon me, and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it? - This is one of Garen's old jokes before his visual update
I have evolved beyond jokes, I am now a robot. Beep, boop. - Mecha Kha'Zix
Sometimes I think this anchor just weights me down. - Nautilus
Who... let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof. - Nasus
Not Draven, Draaaaaaaaaven. - Draven

However, some champion skin have jokes that i like, not because they are funny, but because they are amazing:
Silent Night Sona will play parts from "Deck The Halls"
Reindeer Kog'Maw will sound parts from "Deck The Halls"


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05 Feb 2014, 11:17 am

Will you take the handgun bullets?



Leagueman32
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05 Feb 2014, 5:14 pm

Leagueman32 wrote:
TheBraveSirRobin wrote:
What's black and blue, and about to show you the definition of pain?

Also my signature : D


Gotta love them League of Legends jokes, here's some of my favorite

MY PROFESSION!?! You know, now that i think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker. - Pantheon
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like banana. - Zilean
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun. - Volibear
Summon me, and you'll like the way you look. I Garen-tee it. Get it? - This is one of Garen's old jokes before his visual update
I have evolved beyond jokes, I am now a robot. Beep, boop. - Mecha Kha'Zix
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down. - Nautilus
Who... let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof. - Nasus
Not Draven, Draaaaaaaaaven. - Draven

However, some champion skin have jokes that i like, not because they are funny, but because they are amazing:
Silent Night Sona will play parts from "Deck The Halls"
Reindeer Kog'Maw will sound parts from "Deck The Halls"


Adding a few more jokes:
If we approach strategically from the flank... oh, who am i kidding,? Let's just morph and eat them. - Swain
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies. - Jarvan IV
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny. - Blitzcrank
I'm OP? Your mom is OP. - Brolaf
Think logically for one seco-CAW CAW CAWCAWCAW!! - Swain in his raven form


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05 Feb 2014, 6:01 pm

IT'S A GIANT WORM! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!! !