Best quotes from video games.

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"Can't let you do that, Star Fox!"

This Star Wolf remix was originally posted on YTMND, but it's still a classic:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCTYBKFXsyk[/youtube]

I like some of the win quotes in Capcom vs. SNK 2 (English language version):

Dhalsim: "Mercy is the power to forgive, kindness is the power to forget."
Nakoruru: "All people are gentle at first, the problem is they tend to forget."
RotB Iori Yagami: "My blood... It commands me... it commands me to destroy you!"
Sagat: "I despise your useless pride."

"All your base are belong to us."

"Killing you won't bring my family back. I'm done. Nulla e reale; tutto e lecito. Requiescat in pace. (Nothing is true; everything is permitted. Rest in peace.)" -Ezio (Assassin's Creed 2)

"It's not a lake. It's an ocean." -Alan Wake

"I think you should come inside the box." - Snake to Sigint, MGS3

"Nice hair." - Link to Groose, Zelda: Skyward Sword

""My parents are dead." - Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes

"(pretty much any line of dialogue in the game)" - anybody, Portal 2

I love the Engrish ones. Don't forget "A winner is you".

Ha! That remix is hilarious XD!.

From DAO
"Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no."

"How odd, now we have a dog. And Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."

Oh my gosh that option. Hilarious. (Also hilarious how they use the word "pompadour")

I personally like...
"I'm Pajama Sam! I'm here to capture Darkness and put him in a lunch box!" from Pajama Sam 1.
"You pay this much." from Starfox Adventures. (It's the way the guy talks.)

Oh shoot I know there were ones I love but I can't remember!

Playing the Mass Effect 2 DLC Overlord yesterday, I got a couple of new ones...

For those unfamiliar with the series, the geth are a "race" of sentient machines developed by the quarians; after they achieved sentience, the quarians tried to destroy them, leaving the geth understandably upset. This was complicated later when a faction of geth began following the Reapers.

Shepard is exploring a lab where work was being done on interfacing with geth, with an eye to controlling them (which of course has gone horribly wrong). He listens to lab records on his way in:

"Lantius ran a simulation the other day. If these geth ever wake up, there's a 98% chance we'll all be dead within two minutes. I'm starting to hate Lantius."

"Halloween was yesterday. Lantius ran around wearing spare geth parts, scaring the pants off everybody. I definitely hate Lantius now."

Also, on the way into the power station, it's necessary to take your Hammerhead assault vehicle, a ground-effect craft capable of limited flight, across a stream of lava (jumping from rock to rock, as each rock sinks shortly after you land). Should you land in the lava and take off before you die, the computer speaks up:

M4: Caution. Prolonged exposure to molten lava is not recommended.

'You spoony bard!'
'May the wind be on your back'
'Now I think I've got my head around this different dimensions business...BUT HOW DO I GET BACK TO TOKYO?'

"She was a real hero...She was a true Patriot!" - EVA's final words (in voiceover) in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Daniel of Mayfair, Amnesia, the Dark Descent.

"I highly recommend not mentioning her the next time you encounter Zelda."
-Fi, in regards to Peatrice, Zelda: Skyward Sword

The entire script of Sonic Colors is full of funny moments.

"When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster."
-Dutch ven der Linde, Red Dead Redemption.

(That's some mighty foreshadowing.)

"More like ten shedloads" -Marcus Fenix

"I awoke to the pain of a new existence, in a dank womb of darkness and decay." - Kain (Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain)

"You know, most of the time, when I leave a mean place like that, it blows up." - Abe (Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee)

"Paging Doctor Bat, paging Doctor Bat! Is there a Doctor Bat in the room?" - The Joker (Arkham Asylum)

"Send in whoever you want, i'll kill em' all and leave them smiling!" - The Joker (Arkham Asylum)

"You married your wife, Margaret, isn't it? Because you were scared of dying alone. You have children because you are scared of leaving nothing behind that really matters. You go to the doctors because you're scared of dying. Do I need to go on?" - The Scarecrow (Arkham Asylum)

"What the hell is happening down there? Hello? Is someone going to answer me?!?! I give you one simple task, stick up a couple of freaking machines! And what? You couldn't even get that right?! I hope Batman broke every bone in your stupid bodies. I hope you're lying there, desperately trying to breathe through fractured ribs and punctured lungs. And if you're not, ooh you better summon whatever strength you've got left and run. 'Cause after I'm done with the bat, YOU'RE ALL NEXT!! !! !" - The Penguin (Arkham City)

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