well, time for some more quotes I guess...
Dragon Age has quite a few good ones. There are far too many good ones to list, and I dont remember morrigans off the top of my head, though Claudia black did an excellent job voicing her.
Quote:
"Wait, you never told me you were married!" - Alistair
"There were rapists. And the cake was soggy." - Male City Elf Rogue Player Character
Quote:
Shale: I have a question for the painted elf
Zevran: The painted elf? You mean me? I quite like that - go ahead.
Shale: You are a Crow?
Zevran: Well... not exactly... yes i suppose I am, why?
Shale: So you like to defecate on poor unsuspecting statuary.
Zevran: (in best flirty voice) Given the chance, yes.
Shale: Stand far away from me elf, far, far away.
Zevran: Alas, this is not an uncommon reaction to my presance.
Quote:
Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously?
Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish.
Wynne: (exasperated) No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom.
Zevran: But it is a marvelous bosom. I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom?
Wynne: Stop... talking about my bosom.
Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously?
Wynne: I do. I thought, however foolishly, that you might be willing to speak of your past.
Zevran: We could do that. There have been many bosoms in my past, though only few as fine as yours.
Wynne: Enough. I am ending this conversation.
Quote:
Sten: "They said there would be cake...the cake is a lie."
Quote:
On Sten and Elves:
Warden: "Tell me about the Qunari."
Sten: "No."
Warden: "What? Why not?"
Sten: "You cannot define people in the manner of the elves are a lithe, pointy eared people who excel at poverty."
Warden: "Elves have strange powers."
Sten: "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power'."
Quote:
On Sten and Women:
Sten: "I don't understand. You look like a woman."
Warden: "Are you flirting with me, Sten?"
Sten: "Flirting? I don't know this word. Speak the common tongue."
Sten: "I don't understand. You look like a woman."
Warden: What's not to understand about that?
Sten: "You are a Grey Warden. So it follows that you can't be a woman."
Warden: "Why not?"
Sten: "Women are priests, artisans, shopkeepers, or farmers. They don't fight."
Warden: "That's not a universal truth. Some women fight."
Sten: "Why would women ever wish to be men? That makes no sense."
Warden: "They don't wish to be men. They wish to be women who fight."
Sten: "Do they also wish to live on the moon? That's as attainable."
Warden: "I'm a woman, and I'm fighting."
Sten: "One of those things can't be true. A person is born: qunari, or human, or elven, or dwarf. He doesn't choose that. The size of his hands, whether he is clever or foolish, the land he comes from, the color of his hair. These are beyond his control. We do not choose, we simply are."
Warden: "But a person can choose what to do."
Sten: "Can they? We'll see."
Quote:
Morrigan on kids:
"They are filthy smelly things full of tears and snot"
Quote:
Leliana: A dress... silk. No, velvet. Red velvet, to keep you warm against the cold of Ferelden. But low-cut in the front, to show off your features.
Morrigan: Stop looking at my breasts, it's disturbing.
Quote:
Morrigan: "You look lost in thought, Sten. Are you thinking about me perhaps? You and me, together at last?"
Sten: "Yes."
Morrigan: "I... what?"
Sten: "You will need armour, I think. And a helmet. How strong are human teeth?"
Morrigan: "'How strong are my TEETH?!'"
Sten: "Qunari teeth can bite through wood, leather, even metal given time. Oh, and I may try to nuzzle you."
Morrigan: "'Nuzzle'?!"
Sten: "If that happens, you will need a pry-bar. Be sure to heat it in a fire or it may not get my attention. Unless you are reconsidering your offer?"
Morrigan: "No, that's alright... some other time perhaps."
20 Jan 2010, 5:14 pm
