Salutations, all. I consider myself a zombie purist, taking little delight in the obliteration of humans. For some inexplicable reason, I delight in the mass purging of rotting corpses in SS uniforms, and the kooky variety of weapons one can scavenge from a random weapon box. I have become particularly adept at this hobby o' mine in the last couple of weeks, but am constantly frustrated by inexperienced comrades sabotaging the mission. My proposal is this: to assemble an elite army of assassins with which to destroy the undead, and hopefully, rank highly in the global scales. My online name is Intelligentleman, too - let me know if you are interested.
Farewell, for now, soldiers. *Salute*.