What are some funny things you have heard online?

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Alexender
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10 Apr 2012, 6:46 pm

Like on the playstation network, xbox live, other games, or through text

One time I was playing mw3 survival spec ops. I was playing with a kid (my guess is around 13) that had a bit of an accent. He did not talk in a high pitched voice incessantly, which was awesome otherwise I wouldn't have played with him. Well I had to know how much money he had and in that game it was usually in the 5 digits. I could always give him money if he was running low. After asking him twice he told me he was french and didn't know larger numbers very well, even though he knew words like ammunition. I just laughed and told him to just list off the digits for me. Don't know why but it seemed pretty funny to hear 2-3-7-5-9.

MW2 I had akimbo P90's (holding 2 guns that just sprayed a bunch of bullets) I saw a guy right in front of me and then he was gone. I turned the analog stick all the way to the left and got a kill, died right after that. I heard "He spun, and killed me...He spun, and killed me."


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11 Apr 2012, 1:37 am

"What the...? Where the heck IS he?"

All the time when I played COD. I was a pretty good sniper. I used to run out of ammo and run around with a pistol before I got killed (and usually gathered another kill or two doing that) to reload.

People really didn't like me, except a few friends I used to have sniper only matches with. Those are fun.


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