Pokemon "Vietnamese" Crystal [The Infamous Bootleg]

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Here's some of my favourite lines from that game:

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"I AM
I AM A MONSTER
COACH
THE FIRST MANKIND ALL OVER THE WORLD
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!

WENT THROUGH CAVE JUST NOW. STILL SPIRITFUL.

TRAINED ON THE ROAD OF ULTIMATE

TEST HIM IN THE TOWER AS THE HEASY ELF, THERE COMES THE WATER ARMY.

"WHO IS IT TO THE END? WHY TO MAKE THE THING?"

"I'M NOT DEFEATED BY EVERYONE"

WITH "HANDY CARD", THE MONSTER GEARING WILL BE HANDY MORE!

THE BURNT TOWER WAS BURNT OFF BY FIRE

"WHAT DON'T STARE ME ALWAYS"

BUT HE WHO IS UNJUST IS DOOMED TO DESTRUCTION

IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL, I WILL NOT BE POLITE TO YOU!

WHILE WALKING IN JUNGLE MANY WORM WILL FOLLOW YOU"

THE MONKS IS PRACTICING BUDDHISM."

THE MISSLE BOMB MADE USE OF MONSTERS TO DO EVILS."

"YES, OUR LOVE MUST BECOME STRENGTH."

"WE WILL NOT DESTROY THE TOWER EVEN IF WE ARE CRAZY"

"INSERT THE PIN OF XIUCI, SELECT THE HOLY FIGURE, OK?"

"GO TO THE ELF'S WORLD WELCOME! EVERYONE CALL ME ELF MONSTER"

"I AM SO UNWILLING TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE! GOODBYE!"

Here's the playthrough:

I've played this once when I was about 8 years old, and my friend got someone to install a bunch of homebrew software and emulators on his Xbox. I always wondered why Pokemon Crystal was such a bad game until I later found out that the one I played on my friend's Xbox was a bootleg, and the real Pokemon Crystal had much better English.

Isn't there also a Pokemon 'Chinese' Emerald?

DRUG BAG F**K