- People would use mushrooms to insta-accelerate to 70 mph from green lights. Never mind that you'd be crushed with real-life physics...
- If you live on a corner, people could use mushrooms to cut across your lawn at nearly triple the speed limit...
- Tailgating would be liable to get you a shell, banana peel or box with an upside down question mark on it to the face, causing your car to do a 360 or bringing it to a halt.
- Stuck in a traffic jam? Prepare to get your *** flung through the air and off the road by an invincible driver or Bullet Bill who really, REALLY needs to get somewhere fast...
- Or struck by lightning, shrunk, then flattened into a pancake by said driver. Fortunately, in a matter of seconds you'll return to normal and be able to drive like nothing happened.
- Better not acquire a line of cars stuck behind you, or else someone's going to get a blue shell and blow your car high in the sky so others can pass...
- You could get stuck behind someone doing 50 mph on the freeway because they have three turtle shells surrounding them and taking up neighboring lanes. If they're red, even if you do get by you'll just get hit.
- Managed to drive off a bridge into the river? Don't worry, Lakitu will rescue you. You'll just lose a little time.
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Your Aspie score: 98 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 103 of 200
You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits
AQ: 33
10 Dec 2014, 7:10 pm
