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20 Jan 2010, 5:14 pm

Well, this thread is about your favourite quotes from video games. Video games are full of good quotes. Here's a place to post your favourites.

This thread is actually Ravenitrius' fault. It wasn't my idea.

So, I'll start off with a quote from my favourite game. Which is Dino Crisis.

Quote:
Rick: Good news: I've got the control system back on line! What's the situation over there?
Regina: It's Gail...I've lost him.
Rick: [chuckles] so what's the bad news? Did you run into some guards?
Regina: You're not going to belive this: he was attacked by some kind of...dinosaur!
Rick: [laughs] now thats a good one! So, who was it? Barney?



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20 Jan 2010, 6:07 pm

I wanted to put this here, just for the sake of great justice:

Zero Wing wrote:
Captain What happen?
Mechanic Someone set up us the bomb
Operator We get signal
Captain What!
Operator Main screen turn on.
Captain It's you!!
Cats How are you gentlemen!!
Cats All your base are belong to us.
Cats You are on the way to destruction.
Captain What you say?
Cats You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats HA HA HA HA....


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20 Jan 2010, 8:44 pm

It was in final fantasy tactics, I think it was delita who said it.

"Don't Blame Me, blame yourself or god."


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20 Jan 2010, 10:30 pm

Magus from Chrono Trigger has a few good ones.

"If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed,
so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!"



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21 Jan 2010, 12:51 am

In Mass Effect, while negotiating with the krogan bounty hunter Inamorta over the price of his smuggled upgrades, I used the Intimidate option to increase the offered price. What came out of Shepherd's mouth was, "If you want to see more of this package than me beating you with it, you'll give me more money."

Inamorta's response: "I like your style, human. You remind me of my father."

Later, while acquiring a disk with incriminating evidence against the station manager from a corporation's office, I had to fight some local cops, who were also taking money under the table to try to steal that same disk. When I mentioned leaving, their leader said, "You think I'm going to just let you walk out of here? Parasini [the manager's secretary] would just give you a slap on the wrist. Do you know what we do to cop-killers on my world?"

My krogan companion, Wrex, replied, "You're taking money to break the law. Do you know what we do to dirty cops on my world?"


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21 Jan 2010, 12:52 am

A simple line, but one that came at such a funny time that I repeat it over and over again.
In No More Heroes, after Travis Touchdown defeats Death Metal and Silvia Chrystel tells him that he should continue the ranked battles until he becomes the #1 assassin of Santa Destroy (his hometown):

Travis: "How about this: if I become number one, will ya do it with me?"

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21 Jan 2010, 4:52 am

Starcraft:

Terran Marine: I vote we frag this commander.

I shall post more quotes later when I find some good ones i lol at.



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21 Jan 2010, 7:02 am

Here's one from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2.

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Atton: Are you an angel? Aw I'm just kidding. That's the worst line I've ever used. Hope some poor kid doesn't start using it.


I laughed. Obsidian mustn't have liked Anakins pickup line in Episode 1 much...



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21 Jan 2010, 7:49 am

"Right on, Commander!"

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"The planet Arrakis, known as Doon.

Land of sand, home of the Spice, Melange.

The Spice controls the Empire.

Whoever controls Doon controls the Spice.

The Emperor huss proposed a challenge to each uff the Houses.

"The House thut prodoosis the most Spice will control Doon!

There are no set territories and no rules of engagement."

Vast armies have arrived.

Now three Houses fight for control of Doon.

The noble Atreides.

The insidious Ordos.

And the evul Harkonnen."


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21 Jan 2010, 8:41 am

Oh man... ya want some good video game quotes, go check out any of Blizzard's RTS's. The ones you get from repeatedly clicking on unites in Warcraft III, Starcraft and Warcraft II are hilarious.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Warcraft_III#Unit_quotes

There's also one in Shadow Hearts: Covenant for the PS2, you're about to attack this old witch lady and she transforms her pink kitten into a giant evil cat. And the main character says: "Now that's one giant p****."


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21 Jan 2010, 11:35 am

well, time for some more quotes I guess...

Dragon Age has quite a few good ones. There are far too many good ones to list, and I dont remember morrigans off the top of my head, though Claudia black did an excellent job voicing her.

Quote:
"Wait, you never told me you were married!" - Alistair
"There were rapists. And the cake was soggy." - Male City Elf Rogue Player Character


Quote:
Shale: I have a question for the painted elf
Zevran: The painted elf? You mean me? I quite like that - go ahead.
Shale: You are a Crow?
Zevran: Well... not exactly... yes i suppose I am, why?
Shale: So you like to defecate on poor unsuspecting statuary.
Zevran: (in best flirty voice) Given the chance, yes.
Shale: Stand far away from me elf, far, far away.
Zevran: Alas, this is not an uncommon reaction to my presance.


Quote:
Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously?
Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish.
Wynne: (exasperated) No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom.
Zevran: But it is a marvelous bosom. I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom?
Wynne: Stop... talking about my bosom.
Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously?
Wynne: I do. I thought, however foolishly, that you might be willing to speak of your past.
Zevran: We could do that. There have been many bosoms in my past, though only few as fine as yours.
Wynne: Enough. I am ending this conversation.



Quote:
Sten: "They said there would be cake...the cake is a lie."


Quote:
On Sten and Elves:
Warden: "Tell me about the Qunari."
Sten: "No."
Warden: "What? Why not?"
Sten: "You cannot define people in the manner of the elves are a lithe, pointy eared people who excel at poverty."


Warden: "Elves have strange powers."
Sten: "Being easily conquered does not constitute a 'power'."


Quote:
On Sten and Women:
Sten: "I don't understand. You look like a woman."
Warden: "Are you flirting with me, Sten?"
Sten: "Flirting? I don't know this word. Speak the common tongue."


Sten: "I don't understand. You look like a woman."
Warden: What's not to understand about that?
Sten: "You are a Grey Warden. So it follows that you can't be a woman."
Warden: "Why not?"
Sten: "Women are priests, artisans, shopkeepers, or farmers. They don't fight."
Warden: "That's not a universal truth. Some women fight."
Sten: "Why would women ever wish to be men? That makes no sense."
Warden: "They don't wish to be men. They wish to be women who fight."
Sten: "Do they also wish to live on the moon? That's as attainable."
Warden: "I'm a woman, and I'm fighting."
Sten: "One of those things can't be true. A person is born: qunari, or human, or elven, or dwarf. He doesn't choose that. The size of his hands, whether he is clever or foolish, the land he comes from, the color of his hair. These are beyond his control. We do not choose, we simply are."
Warden: "But a person can choose what to do."
Sten: "Can they? We'll see."


Quote:
Morrigan on kids:
"They are filthy smelly things full of tears and snot"


Quote:
Leliana: A dress... silk. No, velvet. Red velvet, to keep you warm against the cold of Ferelden. But low-cut in the front, to show off your features.

Morrigan: Stop looking at my breasts, it's disturbing.

Quote:
Morrigan: "You look lost in thought, Sten. Are you thinking about me perhaps? You and me, together at last?"
Sten: "Yes."
Morrigan: "I... what?"
Sten: "You will need armour, I think. And a helmet. How strong are human teeth?"
Morrigan: "'How strong are my TEETH?!'"
Sten: "Qunari teeth can bite through wood, leather, even metal given time. Oh, and I may try to nuzzle you."
Morrigan: "'Nuzzle'?!"
Sten: "If that happens, you will need a pry-bar. Be sure to heat it in a fire or it may not get my attention. Unless you are reconsidering your offer?"
Morrigan: "No, that's alright... some other time perhaps."


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21 Jan 2010, 9:18 pm

From Halo 2

Chief: "Permition to leave the station."
Commander: "What for, Master Chief."
Chief: "To give the Covenant back their bomb."
Commander: "Permition granted."

whatever...



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21 Jan 2010, 9:27 pm

"Dodongo dislikes smoke"

--Legend of Zelda (NES)


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21 Jan 2010, 9:54 pm

hmm, well mine is from Ratchet and Clank: Up your Arsenal:

Clank (actually Klunk): One disposable pop star, disposed.

another from the same game:

Klunk: What a load of bullsh- *Ratchet nudges him*

Those are my two favorite quotes out of the game. they're really funny :lol:

you can find the cutscenes on YouTube, if you'd like to look for 'em :3



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21 Jan 2010, 10:54 pm

just about everything alistair of dragon age says, but the ones i like the most are.

alistair: leliana you're a female right?

or

when idly talking to wynne at one point.

alistair: wynne pretend you're a woman.
wynne: well that shouldn't be to hard.
alistair: i mean pretend you are another woman.

or

alistair: wynne my shirt has a hole in it.
wynne: i see.
alistair: can you mend it when we get back to camp.


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21 Jan 2010, 10:58 pm

And more from Mass Effect...

If you get Lorak Qu'in to give you the disc from his office, which implicates Administrator Anoleis in massive corruption on Noveria, and then give the disc to his assistant, she will take him into custody. As she drags him past you, on the way out of the office:

ANOLEIS: Shepherd, I demand you place this b**** under arrest!
PARASINI: You have the right to remain silent. I wish to God you'd use it.

As they exit, she tosses over her shoulder, "See you around the Galaxy, Commander. I owe you a beer!"


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