Fnord is bored again...
No reasoning, educated person whose faith lies wholly in the physical principles of a material universe would believe in Astrology.
So, with that being said, I'm looking for a correlation between the infidibular cytherean influxes and the predisposition toward Developmental Disorders.
Here is one version of the 13-month Babylonian zodiac, which we all know is just as valid as the 12-month Greco-Roman zodiac
Non-Leap Year:
1 • Pabilsag, the Guardian, DEC 22 to JAN 19 (29 days)
2 • Suhurmash, the Goat-Fish, JAN 20 to FEB 16 (28 days)
3 • Gula, the Sea-King, FEB 17 to MAR 16 (28 days)
4 • Simmah, the Fishes, MAR 17 to APR 13 (28 days)
5 • Lohun-Ga, the Laborer, APR 14 to MAY 11 (28 days)
6 • Gu-Anna, the Great Bull, MAY 12 to JUN 08 (28 days)
7 • Mashtaba, the Twins, JUN 09 to JUL 06 (28 days)
8 • Allul, the Crab, JUL 07 to AUG 03 (28 days)
9 • Urgula, the Lion, AUG 04 to AUG 31 (28 days)
10 • Absin, the Virgin, SEP 01 to SEP 28 (28 days)
11 • Ziba-Anna, The Scales, SEP 29 to OCT 26 (28 days)
12 • Girtab, the Scorpion, OCT 27 to NOV 23 (28 days)
13 • Nirah, the Snake-Handler, NOV 24 to DEC 21 (28 days)
Adjusted for Leap Year:
1 • Pabilsag, the Guardian, DEC 22 to JAN 19 (29 days)
2 • Suhurmash, the Goat-Fish, JAN 20 to FEB 16 (28 days)
3 • Gula, the Sea-King, FEB 17 to MAR 15 (28 days)
4 • Simmah, the Fishes, MAR 16 to APR 12 (28 days)
5 • Lohun-Ga, the Laborer, APR 13 to MAY 10 (28 days)
6 • Gu-Anna, the Great Bull, MAY 11 to JUN 07 (28 days)
7 • Mashtaba, the Twins, JUN 08 to JUL 06 (29 days)
8 • Allul, the Crab, JUL 07 to AUG 03 (28 days)
9 • Urgula, the Lion, AUG 04 to AUG 31 (28 days)
10 • Absin, the Virgin, SEP 01 to SEP 28 (28 days)
11 • Ziba-Anna, The Scales, SEP 29 to OCT 26 (28 days)
12 • Girtab, the Scorpion, OCT 27 to NOV 23 (28 days)
13 • Nirah, the Snake-Handler, NOV 24 to DEC 21 (28 days)
If you have an ASD, an ADD, a PhD, or know someone named Deedee, please select one of the months listed for your birth-month in the above poll. Results will be determined later, at an indefinite date and time. Thank you!