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Reodor_Felgen
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22 Dec 2007, 10:14 am

These consoles are the perfect christmas gifts for dyslexics you don't like. This is also what Santa gives YOU if you've been bad:

POPstation:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NvXleDSkB-g[/youtube]

Neo Double Games:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ow9SHsnFG2U[/youtube]

Dendy:
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(The NES was never sold in the Soviet Union, so the commies made their own system. This is what you get from banning capitalism and international trade.)

Power Player:
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Gamestation:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QXxttqyOGWU[/youtube]

Outrun Tabletop (not really a rip-off, but it still sucks):
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=V6r8N2YHAs4[/youtube]
(Some of my friends actually had one of theese.)

Barcode Battler:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=pVuT19K0NNI[/youtube]

Funstation:
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Funstation 3:
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PolyStation:
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PolyStation 2:
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PolyStation 3:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=_a6lxiB1b_I[/youtube]

Tilt Games:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3-aTfLayXwQ[/youtube]

Chintendo Vii:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyeIkW_LGrQ[/youtube]

Wee:
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X-Game360:
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TV Game:
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If anyone can find any more rip-offs, please post them. Please post crappy rip-offs only, do not post consoles that are well received and that are capable of playing the original game cartridges.

I'll update this list when I find some more crappy consoles.


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23 Dec 2007, 6:55 am

I liked it when he was trying to open the Gamestation and failing.


"Why doesn't anything in video games work in real life?" ROFL


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04 Jan 2008, 12:21 am

It's alarming how obvious these consuls were ripped off, but it's rather amusing. The soviet game system I can kinda understand, if they weren't allowed to have nintendos then having a nintendo rip-off is better than nothing....... How did Poly Station make enough money to continue up-grading to a Poly Station 3 (--play station 3--) level?



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04 Jan 2008, 3:42 am

I reckon they just wanted to cash in on the current consoles, it's not because they sold well. They probably sold other merchandise to have the money to make these rip-offs. I imagine these would be much cheaper than the actual console they are based on.


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06 Jan 2008, 12:22 pm

Here are some more I found:

Polystation 64
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Goodboy

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Edit: I didn't notice Neo Double Games and POP were already posted



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06 Jan 2008, 8:15 pm

This thread rocks. :D



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10 Jan 2008, 12:36 pm

I, at the same time, wish for both more rip-offs to laugh at and less so that there wouldn't be so much clutter on the market. :)



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10 Jan 2008, 4:26 pm

Presumably for stupid people who can't tell the difference between a quality console and an extremely cheap rip off with sub-quality build and prehistoric hardware. :lol: Also for parents who can't afford the real consoles.

I'm surprised that they haven't been sued, though.


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10 Jan 2008, 9:26 pm

Just watching these. My only comment at the moment:

"Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha..."

Etc.



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11 Jan 2008, 2:32 am

Got, that Vee is just...ach. I tried watching videos of people play it at youtube...it was PAINFUL. Now the makers of it are coming out with a PS3 rip off called "Winner."



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11 Jan 2008, 7:31 am

:lol:


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16 Jan 2008, 2:17 pm

Reodor_Felgen wrote:
Gamestation:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=QXxttqyOGWU[/youtube]


I love the Ode to pain. ;p



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16 Jan 2008, 2:20 pm

what crap....


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16 Jan 2008, 2:20 pm

what crap....


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17 Jan 2008, 8:34 am

Don't double post Strapples.


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17 Jan 2008, 8:58 am

TheAPERSON wrote:
Don't double post Strapples.


i hit the button twice... it registered twice..


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